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Miss Psychosis posted:

Live babies.

# ? Jun 25, 2015 02:44

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# ? May 8, 2024 08:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

It slices! It dices! it macrames

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# ? Jun 25, 2015 03:04

FreshCutFries

We should move our headquarters to Australia.

# ? Jun 25, 2015 03:15

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Thingyman posted:

We should move our headquarters to Australia.

mmmm, i'd say invest in brazil

ty bacalou!

# ? Jun 25, 2015 03:16

bacalou

we've all heard of IBM, so we're re-branding our flagship product into the aptly named IBS

# ? Jun 25, 2015 06:03

bacalou

yes, the market for plugs designed for any orifice is flooded, but what if we make new orifices...?

# ? Jun 25, 2015 06:04

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Now stay with me here for a moment, imagine an internet forum where people have to pay to post and change their avatars!

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# ? Jun 25, 2015 08:08

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

Crotchless hasmat suits

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# ? Jun 25, 2015 09:27

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

Forced to eat unmanly salads by your cardiologist? Not to worry, introducing the new Jack Daniels Liquid Steak Dressing!

# ? Jun 25, 2015 09:50

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

meteloides posted:

Forced to eat unmanly salads by your cardiologist? Not to worry, introducing the new Jack Daniels Liquid Steak Dressing!

would

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# ? Jun 25, 2015 09:51

dogcrash truther

bacalou posted:

we've all heard of IBM, so we're re-branding our flagship product into the aptly named IBS

# ? Jun 25, 2015 11:04

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

Motorized diapers

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# ? Jun 25, 2015 11:15

cute anime girl

confederacy man action figure

# ? Jun 25, 2015 11:15

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

cute anime girl posted:

confederacy man action figure

Im gunna get rich on this one

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# ? Jun 25, 2015 11:16

bacalou

novelty toothpicks have become the hot summer item, and we here at everything, but penises incorporated have to respond or be lost in the tide. ladies and gentlemen of the board, i present: dick picks

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:50

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

bacalou posted:

novelty toothpicks have become the hot summer item, and we here at everything, but penises incorporated have to respond or be lost in the tide. ladies and gentlemen of the board, i present: dick picks

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# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:51

bacalou

with retro rappers regaining popularity, i think it's high time olay join the fray with a line of celebrity body lotions. i present to you: vanilla ice cream

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:03

FreshCutFries

Olay has recently leveraged the resurgence of retro rap artists, so I think it is time for the health industry to as well. Gentlemen, I give you, The Public Enema.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:12

bacalou

[slams hands on boardroom desk] the home health and beauty industries are sucking up all the retro rap talent. the way i see it, lipton only has one option. stockholders, please put your hands together for our newest flagship celebrity product: iced-t

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:14

FreshCutFries

This retro rap fad is taking the entire market by storm. We should take advantage of this to make our university seem more hip. Here are our new sponsors: N.W.A. (Niggas With Academics)

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:27

City of Glompton

Marketing prelim:

Tinkle-y, winkle-y, soothing wind chimes too drat feminine? Man up your garden with BroBells, the sound effect chime!
Available in Backfire, Jackhammer, Harley, Belchnfarter, and everyone's favorite, the 3 am SWAT knock.

BroBells...for when your neighbors already hate you!*

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# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:30

google THIS

with gun control advocates raging and retro rap captivating america, it's time for we ammunition manufacturers to make a decisive marketing move. so now, for a limited time, our bullets will come in a two-pack.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 03:14

City of Glompton

google THIS posted:

with gun control advocates raging and retro rap captivating america, it's time for we ammunition manufacturers to make a decisive marketing move. so now, for a limited time, our bullets will come in a two-pack.

let's paint them like a Coors Light cans and sell them in six packs!

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 26, 2015 03:19

alnilam

google THIS posted:

with gun control advocates raging and retro rap captivating america, it's time for we ammunition manufacturers to make a decisive marketing move. so now, for a limited time, our bullets will come in a two-pack.

In honor of the 25th anniversary of wu tang's seminal album, we've designed an admittedly unwieldy revolver with 36 chambers

# ? Jun 26, 2015 03:57