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Solidkgb
Apr 11, 2015

What is your favorite Misty Mundane movie and why?


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Uatu The Lurker
Sep 14, 2003

I can say no more!
Already I have over stayed my time in this ephemeral sphere!
Sick Girl, Lucky McKee.

Silky Slim
Jul 12, 2006
Makes a run for the gun circle....
Lord of the G-Strings was actually funny in parts. I remember sneaking to watch these awful cinemax softcore videos a lot when I was younger (for obvious reasons) but man, they seemed like they had a lot of fun shooting them and had some pretty great/terrible jokes and puns.

The only one I really remember was where these "teens" go to a mansion that one of them inherited and they ask the caretaker how the previous owner died and he says,

"It's tragic. He was cleaning his knife and it went off!"

Amazing.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Lord of the G-Strings is the best because the protagonist is named Dildo Saggins.

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
Spider-Babe was notably good, because she rubbed ice on a titty.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Isn't that Erin Brown from Lingerie?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Does she hate Garfield as much as he hates her?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I have this weird film in my collection called Sinful where she's a whackadoo that wants to get pregnant, then gets obsessed with her preggo neighbor. It's weird.

She's sometimes in pretty good stuff. I hear Shadow: Dead Riot is totally over the top, about angry ghost-zombies attacking a women's prison.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Who watches porno films with a plot?

That said, Cumfart Cocktails 8 was surprisingly poignant at times.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Silky Slim posted:

The only one I really remember was where these "teens" go to a mansion that one of them inherited and they ask the caretaker how the previous owner died and he says,

"It's tragic. He was cleaning his knife and it went off!"

Amazing.

Ghost in A Teeny Bikini?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtjT4GMQojk

El Boot has a new favorite as of 17:24 on Jul 12, 2015

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
I like the one where she shows her breasts. Can't remember which one that was.

Silky Slim
Jul 12, 2006
Makes a run for the gun circle....

Holy poo poo yes! I forgot about the butler singing.I think he did it a few times?

Solidkgb
Apr 11, 2015

Silky Slim posted:

Lord of the G-Strings was actually funny in parts. I remember sneaking to watch these awful cinemax softcore videos a lot when I was younger (for obvious reasons) but man, they seemed like they had a lot of fun shooting them and had some pretty great/terrible jokes and puns.

The only one I really remember was where these "teens" go to a mansion that one of them inherited and they ask the caretaker how the previous owner died and he says,

"It's tragic. He was cleaning his knife and it went off!"

Amazing.


Ah the good old days of childhood. Sneaking down into the living room and watching late night cinemax on super low volume. Wonderful stuff.

I dunno if you have Showtime but they had followed the HBO model and had sister channels. One of them was showtime beyond. It played a lot of si-fi and horror movies during the day. But at night it was weird softcore porn that will be with me till the day I die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F487n8rbw20

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Solidkgb posted:

Ah the good old days of childhood. Sneaking down into the living room and watching late night cinemax on super low volume. Wonderful stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F487n8rbw20

We had similar childhoods :hfive:

I still can't believe Showtime Beyond has been using that same intro for like fifteen years.

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