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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i have handicap bars in my shower stall for some reason but i don't poop in there nor do i stomp my poop down the drain

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pram
Jun 10, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the h-capped stall is big enough to confortably take your pants off w/o removing your shoes

lol

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Cold on a Cob posted:

i have handicap bars in my shower stall for some reason but i don't poop in there nor do i stomp my poop down the drain

an old person used to shower in there

their ghost still might so plz be considerate and keep them in

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

an old person used to shower in there

their ghost still might so plz be considerate and keep them in

we got a cheque addressed to the previous owner in the mail today

can ghosts sign the backs of cheques?

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i like how, and i also like how the accessibility logo is itself slyly ableist. makes u think

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the h-capped stall is big enough to confortably take your pants off w/o removing your shoes

What the hell kind of pants do you wear?!

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

lol if u don't rock jncos to this day

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

maniacdevnull posted:

What the hell kind of pants do you wear?!

not skinnyjeans that's for drat sure

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

i saw an attempt to make the disabled icon more friendly, as it depicted a person speeding on a wheelchair, but it just made me think they were on a hill and couldnt stop

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

not skinnyjeans that's for drat sure

boot cut in the summer is almost as bad as pleats

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Cold on a Cob posted:

i have handicap bars in my shower stall for some reason but i don't poop in there nor do i stomp my poop down the drain

i have it on good authority that you're a pro waffle-stomper

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Tom Collins posted:

i have it on good authority that you're a pro waffle-stomper

no that's that other guy

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Cold on a Cob posted:

no that's that other guy

mmm, nope. right here in yospos.txt

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I haven't updated yospos.ods in a while

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Silver Alicorn posted:

I haven't updated yospos.ods in a while

i've actually got an entire Confluence instance i use for this stuff. your entry is rather long, and there are a lot of compromising photos of you and a bunch of barnyard animals

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Holy poo poo!

Who the gently caress are you?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
come to think of it there is no accessible stall here. maybe there is one downstairs

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

Silver Alicorn posted:

the handicapped stall where I work is weird because sometimes the toilet autoflushes when you're still sitting down

That scared feeling when a urinal autoflushes and its like niagra falls right in front of your junk but you cant jump back because you're still peeing.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

bobbilljim posted:

come to think of it there is no accessible stall here. maybe there is one downstairs

cripples are not welcome on the upper floors

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Tom Collins posted:

i have it on good authority that you're a pro waffle-stomper

hi tarm

its going on 15 years of SA

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

bobbilljim posted:

come to think of it there is no accessible stall here. maybe there is one downstairs

same but im in china so we're allowed to discriminate against hiring those people

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008
in germany the stall doors go edge to edge and all the way to the floor

its as great as you think

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

FamDav posted:

in germany the stall doors go edge to edge and all the way to the floor

its as great as you think

yeah but you have to poop on a shelf

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Beeftweeter posted:

yeah but you have to poop on a shelf

just ac slater that toilet, problem solved

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Beeftweeter posted:

yeah but you have to poop on a shelf

they seem to be phasing out the poop shelves

upsetting, i know

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Peanut and the Gang posted:

That scared feeling when a urinal autoflushes and its like niagra falls right in front of your junk but you cant jump back because you're still peeing.

just lol if you dont distance piss

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

just ac slater that toilet, problem solved

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

challenge pissing

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

theflyingexecutive posted:

challenge pissing

gotta show off that dilz

let everyone know who's really boss


reminder that kegels can help your distance

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

We have those waterless urinals and man oh man do they suck. Like they were engineered to spatter everything right onto your shoes. The floor looks like a Jackson Pollock. Dude wear shorts and flip flops here too and it's just grrrrrrrross.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

theflyingexecutive posted:

challenge pissing

I've always wondered how they'd do a pissing contest

like, accuracy, volume, color, etc? different events?

pram
Jun 10, 2001
it says in the video idiot

"if you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no downpayment"

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
no that's challenge pissing a la big bill hell's


I mean pissing contest as per the common saying

pram
Jun 10, 2001
its how far back you can stand from a urinal and make it in. common knowledge mate

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

pram posted:

its how far back you can stand from a urinal and make it in. common knowledge mate

8 ft.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


1.2L

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

pram posted:

its how far back you can stand from a urinal and make it in. common knowledge mate

2 metres, wihout peeing

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

my dick is already three feet long so it's kinda cheating

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
urinalpoop.com was the best site in 1997

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