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Show me yalls heads and compare to see who has the biggest head of them all

# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:22

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# ? May 4, 2024 09:02

alnilam

my motorcycle helmet size is "medium"

# ? Aug 2, 2015 03:23

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

me. I have trouble finding sunglasses and my fencing mask is size XL which is comically large

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:05

Tweezer Reprise: It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

i have a pretty big head but i grew into it, what i didnt grow into was my size 15 feet

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:06

bird.

scientists installed an astronomy telescope on top of my head for clearer vision of the cosmos (less light pollution on top)

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:07

alnilam

BrownianMotion posted:

scientists installed an astronomy telescope on top of my head for clearer vision of the cosmos (less light pollution on top)

lot of methane pollution in the area though ha ha ha

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:14

pig slut lisa: irl is good

when i was graduating from college i went to the bookstore to pick up my cap and gown and i tried on the largest mortar board and it didn't fit so they had to go in the back to get the elasticy one

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:17

pig slut lisa: irl is good

when i was born i spent the first approx 18 hours in neonatal icu becuase my head was comically large, especially compared to my twin sister's head, and they thought i probably was hydrocephalic

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:17

pig slut lisa: irl is good

when i played broomball i had to show up before anybody else so i could get the one helmet that fit and even that gave me a headache from the compression by the end of the first half

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:18

bird.

pig slut lisa posted:

when i played broomball i had to show up before anybody else so i could get the one helmet that fit and even that gave me a headache from the compression by the end of the first half

did u overcome your struggle and become a broomball pro?

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:20

pig slut lisa: irl is good

BrownianMotion posted:

did u overcome your struggle and become a broomball pro?

i was a pretty fair country broomballer but my real love was innertube water polo

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:22

bird.

pig slut lisa posted:

i was a pretty fair country broomballer but my real love was innertube water polo

I tried to master the broomball chimney sweep but my head could not fit in the chimneys and subsequently I learned was not capable of being elected as the next Santa Claus

still resent Tim "the toolman" Taylor to this day

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:25

Senior Management

I had to get a bigger hat to wear than the standard sizes they sell but not by much.

:jerry:

# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:27

Keep Autism Wired: Kristen Schaal Lub Club

my head is normal sized but it's incredibly dense

# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:04

joke_explainer

welcome to byob funny way to spell, keep autism wired, R3M and brownianmotion! you and your large or exceptionally dense heads are a great addition to the forum.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 06:20

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alnilam posted:

my motorcycle helmet size is "medium"

"large"

# ? Aug 2, 2015 16:24

Tweezer Reprise: It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

joke_explainer posted:

welcome to byob funny way to spell, keep autism wired, R3M and brownianmotion! you and your large or exceptionally dense heads are a great addition to the forum.

thank you

# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:35

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

hi, it's me, i made a wish with a genie asking to see the infinite cosmos so basically i'm now the horse head nebula

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# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:46

Fredflonston

I have to use the very last snap on my murdered out LA ballcap.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 17:54

DemonToadGoat

I have to do rigorous exercises to make sure my neck stays strong enough to support my enormous head.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 18:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

alnilam posted:

my motorcycle helmet size is "medium"

Same

# ? Aug 2, 2015 18:40

dogcrash truther

Fredflonston posted:

I have to use the very last snap on my murdered out LA ballcap.

hi fredflonston

# ? Aug 2, 2015 18:46

Mapparu

from consume large amounts of uranium as a child, I suffered to have such a large head. People call me Bobblehead Joe, and I hate it. My head always gets stuck in a door because it's hard to bend down. Live is looking up for me though, I've found an amazingly off the charts girlfriend who also has a freakishly large head as me. If you are reading this, just remember to never give up on your hopes and ambitions. Thanks.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 18:48

alnilam

Mapparu posted:

from consume large amounts of uranium as a child, I suffered to have such a large head. People call me Bobblehead Joe, and I hate it. My head always gets stuck in a door because it's hard to bend down. Live is looking up for me though, I've found an amazingly off the charts girlfriend who also has a freakishly large head as me. If you are reading this, just remember to never give up on your hopes and ambitions. Thanks.

touching

# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:03

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Mapparu posted:

from consume large amounts of uranium as a child, I suffered to have such a large head. People call me Bobblehead Joe, and I hate it. My head always gets stuck in a door because it's hard to bend down. Live is looking up for me though, I've found an amazingly off the charts girlfriend who also has a freakishly large head as me. If you are reading this, just remember to never give up on your hopes and ambitions. Thanks.

what you said next shocked and inspired me

# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:08

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Mapparu posted:

from consume large amounts of uranium as a child, I suffered to have such a large head. People call me Bobblehead Joe, and I hate it. My head always gets stuck in a door because it's hard to bend down. Live is looking up for me though, I've found an amazingly off the charts girlfriend who also has a freakishly large head as me. If you are reading this, just remember to never give up on your hopes and ambitions. Thanks.

lol

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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:33

vermeul: Free Acid

I got a decent one OP

# ? Aug 2, 2015 21:07

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

I have a regular sized head.

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# ? Aug 2, 2015 23:31

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

do you ever see someone with a huge head and wonder if you poke it with a pin, it'll deflate?

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# ? Aug 2, 2015 23:39

google THIS

Mapparu posted:

I've found an amazingly off the charts girlfriend who also has a freakishly large head as me.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 23:41

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Finally a fitness challenge for me.
Actually my head is medium but my FOREhead is off the charts. Like lease ad space big. I am trying to bring sweatbands back to downplay it. Also sweatbands are huge this season.

# ? Aug 2, 2015 23:55

Mapparu

google THIS posted:

that's her! what a beauty.

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im a 64

# ? Aug 3, 2015 07:24

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