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hes making some jerking motions w his feet :3:

# ? Aug 3, 2015 01:45

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doggie dreams :3

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# ? Aug 3, 2015 01:46

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hes probably dreaming about being a good dog

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# ? Aug 3, 2015 01:53

alnilam

Fall asleep so you can meet doggy in dreams and then pet the doggy in dream world

# ? Aug 3, 2015 01:56

pig slut lisa: irl is good

put a tasty treat by his noes...and see what he does

# ? Aug 3, 2015 01:59

alnilam

post a pic pls :woof:

# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

whenever my cat starts doing that, it means that soon she will fart and then leave

# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:07

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its very dark but you know wat i dont care #yolo #dogtags

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# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:08

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

I rescued a mouse from one of the landlord's glue traps - hes crashing in my crock pot (not on obviously) with a blanket and some fruit.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:55

alnilam

Thunder Moose posted:

I rescued a mouse from one of the landlord's glue traps - hes crashing in my crock pot (not on obviously) with a blanket and some fruit.

give him a little lid or saucer of water too

# ? Aug 3, 2015 02:58

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

that dog is so fat, light can't escape from him. he spaghettifies his food and slurps it into his super dense center

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# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:06

the answer is boat

pet the dog for me. please tell him it was me

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:29

bog pixie

you better teach that dog some discipline before it falls prey to sloth - that's one of the 7 sins

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:30

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Nosfereefer posted:

its very dark but you know wat i dont care #yolo #dogtags

it's beautiful

e:wgere's the dog

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:44

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

alnilam posted:

give him a little lid or saucer of water too

He didn't really take to the water so I just gave him fruits with lots of water in em - like strawberries raspberries n grapes.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:44

Lil Cunty

need to have a serious talk with that dog, it's August and he didn't even try to find a job this summer, he hasn't registered for classes yet for fall

millenial dogs have no ambition

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:45

Lil Cunty

Thunder Moose posted:

He didn't really take to the water so I just gave him fruits with lots of water in em - like strawberries raspberries n grapes.

holy poo poo i hope you didn't feed him grapes they're really poisonous to dogs

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:45

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Jimi Changa posted:

holy poo poo i hope you didn't feed him grapes they're really poisonous to dogs

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:48

pig slut lisa: irl is good

false alarm, he's talking about a mouse

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:49

bog pixie

what if a dog eats the mouse

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:49

Lil Cunty

Jimi Changa posted:

holy poo poo i hope you didn't feed him grapes they're really poisonous to dogs

no wait it's a mouse lol never mind. I thought you were talking about dogs lol

don't feed grapes to dogs

do feed grapes to a mouse

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:49

pig slut lisa: irl is good

false false alarm. the rspca says mice need:

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A good quality balanced diet to prevent nutritional related problems. It is essential that mice are provided with Magnesium, Vitamin A, and Choline in their diet. It is also essential that folic acid is present in the diet of growing and reproducing mice. Grapes/raisins, rhubarb and walnuts are poisonous to mice, and lettuce can cause them to have diarrhoea.

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:51

pig slut lisa: irl is good

wow this thread is a real roller coaster

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:51

Lil Cunty

poo poo poo poo DONT FEED GRAPES TO MICE

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:52

Lil Cunty

if this thread has taught us anything, it's to never do anything, ever

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:53

bog pixie

ok new byob project we're burning down the grape fields

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:53

pig slut lisa: irl is good

byob is getting better we only kill animals accidentally now instead of on purposev :unsmith:

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:53

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Jimi Changa posted:

if this thread has taught us anything, it's to never do anything, ever

# ? Aug 3, 2015 03:56

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

bog pixie posted:

ok new byob project we're burning down the grape fields

i'm going to stomp the guts out of the grapes with my bare feet

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# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:04

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

It's cool guys it didn't eat the grapes. It didn't do much of anything though because it's pretty exhausted.

I had to coat in it vegetable oil to get it out of the trap - it was not one of those flimsy things but rather the deep-dish kind with a good 2-3 cm of glue :-/

So now hes coated it in oil and just sorta shaking from fright in his new temp home :-( I hope he calms down and eats something. I was reading up on the net earlier on how to tend to a mouse and found some sociopath/dweeb talk about trying to drown a mouse twice before realizing he wanted it as a pet. Who the hell does that?

# ? Aug 3, 2015 04:07