- DemonToadGoat
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im in a bog and im stuck. there are turtles everywhere.
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Aug 7, 2015 05:13
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- Adbot
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May 8, 2024 03:56
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- Thunder Moose
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So? Build a raft out of them, like Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Aug 7, 2015 05:25
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- Miss Psychosis
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Well make friends with them. Just say hi.
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Aug 7, 2015 05:31
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- Miss Psychosis
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Turtles are just people like you or I. Stop seeing race and you might form some lasting friendships.
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Aug 7, 2015 05:31
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- fema crisis actor
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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the harder you paddle/flap arms, the more stuck you get.
paddle/flap arms softer
ty bacalou!
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Aug 7, 2015 05:43
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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Bury yourself into the mud. Congratulations, the bog is now your home
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Aug 7, 2015 05:47
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- fema crisis actor
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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if you are in an rv you can live ther now, and have the turtles for neighbors.
ty bacalou!
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Aug 7, 2015 05:51
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- DemonToadGoat
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the turtles are crawling all over me help!
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Aug 7, 2015 05:54
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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the bog is the quicksand of the watershed
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Aug 7, 2015 06:14
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- Qwerinty
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turtles are sprouted fully formed from the bog. they nip at trespassers, whittling them from the ankle down. they will look cute and be highly visible on the other side of the bog, with baby turtles still budding on the surface of the bog used to lull you into a sense of security, and then you're trapped
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Aug 7, 2015 06:16
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- Qwerinty
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nature reserve ranger: we lied to you, this isn't a good place to deal drugs at all, it was a bogpot and you fell for it
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Aug 7, 2015 06:18
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- DemonToadGoat
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im covered in turtle shells.
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Aug 7, 2015 06:20
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- DemonToadGoat
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which is kinda like being invited into their homes.
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Aug 7, 2015 06:20
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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im covered in turtle shells.
did any of them have diamonds in them or precious jewels, that sort of thing?
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Aug 7, 2015 06:23
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- Qwerinty
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there is no way there's a cave called nutty putty, you cannot possibly convince me otherwise
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Aug 7, 2015 06:31
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- DemonToadGoat
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sure is nutty how putty you gotta be
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Aug 7, 2015 06:53
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May 8, 2024 03:56
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- DemonToadGoat
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look at that cross section, the poor guy lost his holds and slid down 15 feet or so.
In the pitch black sliding head first, his wrists scraping on the hard rock. a sudden stop and all your movement is locked up. you've spent your life spelunking, you're fit, strong flexible. you've never felt trapped in your life, you've always been about to move with ease and now, no matter what you do you cannot move. your hubris has brought you to an awful dead end.
Laughing and joking you and your friend crawl through the crevice of nutty putty. His feet have been the only thing you've been looking at for the past 4 hours, Its just about time to turn around and head home. Suddenly the feet of your friend slide away forward and down suddenly, disappearing from the dim light of your head lamp in an instant. the sound of canvas sliding across rock, followed by the light sound of gravel settling is the final memory you have of your friend.
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Aug 7, 2015 07:30
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