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charles lindbergh: I'm haunting a jet, it's pretty cool but...the "pilot" doesn't have to have scary pictures or methamphetamine to stay awake for 36 hours since the flight is over like a minute after it starts....it's whatever
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Aug 7, 2015 17:55
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Yeah, I mean it's cool being the miles davis of making people wet their pants but there's got to be more to the afterlife than this
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Aug 7, 2015 18:32
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it sucks having been murdered over something as petty as jealousy but it was bound to happen sooner or later
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Aug 7, 2015 18:44
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Getting published posthumously is not what I had in mind.
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Aug 8, 2015 00:18
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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That awkward moment when your credit goes from "Starring" to "In Memory Of..."
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Aug 8, 2015 00:35
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man, my funeral was so crowded it was almost claustrophobic
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Aug 8, 2015 00:50
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yeah, i did 20 in the ghostbuster containment unit. it's a dimension to limbo and felt like 800 years, but hey, i'm a ghost, what's time haha that one girlbuster with the glasses was cute, i think we had a thing
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Aug 8, 2015 04:36
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man, my funeral was so crowded it was almost claustrophobic
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Aug 8, 2015 04:38
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Just when you think you've made it Bill Murray says your name wrong at your memorial service.
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Aug 8, 2015 06:32
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✓COMFY
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i spent 20 years on the senate but it was nothing compared to eternity as a been ate
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Aug 8, 2015 07:16
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possessing objects got a lot more interesting when printers were invented
playground tough fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Aug 8, 2015
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I dunno, after a while people leaving stuff on your grave just gets kind of annoying.
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Aug 8, 2015 20:42
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Just when you think you're ready to bench 375 your hands go right through the bar
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Aug 8, 2015 22:29
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billions of bugs die every hour. their minds are total clear when they die, ensuring enlightenment, and they hum constantly due to being so content. it's all you can hear after you die. smug fuckers
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Aug 9, 2015 03:31
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its such a pain producing a huge, luxurious stream of orbs at a rate of ~150 o/ps. the Most Haunted Team have stopped acknowledging them or doing replays of ANY orb because other ghosts had begun to feel inadequate and were refusing to throw small objects from out of shot
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sometimes i lock doors when people are asleep and they don't understand it's just because i want to spend more time with them
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Aug 9, 2015 04:57
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i can do the white glowing vacuum portal to death in the closet door "thing" and people assume it's because im haunting a house that was built over a native american burial ground. first of all, insensitive much, second of all, my massive spectral power is honestly come by and NOT "cultural appropriation" as some of you SJGs like to claim
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don't get me started on causality loops, i invented causality loops
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i can do the white glowing vacuum portal to death in the closet door "thing" and people assume it's because im haunting a house that was built over a native american burial ground. first of all, insensitive much, second of all, my massive spectral power is honestly come by and NOT "cultural appropriation" as some of you SJGs like to claim
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