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I walk around all day and you just lay there looking up being useless. If it weren't for you holding me down I would be able to spread my wings and fly bu n o o o I gotta be down here with the turkeys and chickens and donkeys instead of the eagles (not the Philadelphia Eagles but you know what I mean) Also gently caress gravity in it's stupid eye socket Thanks for listening to me |
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Splatmaster posted:I walk around all day and you just lay there looking up being useless. If it weren't for you holding me down I would be able to spread my wings and fly bu n o o o I gotta be down here with the turkeys and chickens and donkeys instead of the eagles (not the Philadelphia Eagles but you know what I mean) The ground loves you. One day you two will become one.
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Aug 11, 2015 18:15
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we should all gang up and kill the ground and then we can bury it in the earth
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Aug 11, 2015 18:38
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Aug 11, 2015 18:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZkqNHGu4ys FTG ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Aug 11, 2015 18:47
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education station posted:i dont want to have sex with the groun please dont tell me waht to do... i'm sorry and it's alright you don't have to if you don't want to Android Blues posted:we should all gang up and kill the ground and then we can bury it in the earth i'll hotwire Killdozer and we'll be golden https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 11, 2015 19:07
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ground: plant some seeds in me and I'll make you some food me: ok (plants seeds) (time passes) hey these plants suck ground: oh yeah, I forgot, you have to spread animal poo poo all over me first me: what?! ground: huge gobs of animal poo poo. literally tons of poo poo. spread that poo poo all over me. I'll make you the best food you ever tasted, from the poo poo me: this is gross, I'm leaving ground: you know you want to! put the poo poo on me! eat the poo poo food, little bitch! you'll be back! they all come back! |
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Aug 11, 2015 19:09
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humans hate the ground on an instinctive and fundamental level thats why they always stomp on the ground when theyre angry
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Aug 11, 2015 19:09
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TWIST FIST posted:humans hate the ground on an instinctive and fundamental level thats why they always stomp on the ground when theyre angry that and also to kill any fire ants before loving the ground https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 11, 2015 19:14
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whenever we start major construction we have a groundbreaking ceremony to reassert our dominance over the ground you like that, huh, ground? I just broke your rear end. yeah. gonna say anything about it? didn't think so. |
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Aug 11, 2015 19:19
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education station posted:humans sometimes kiss the ground so i think its a love/hate relationship... its an extremely unhealthy relationship, because you get dirt and bacteria in your mouth and thats bad for you
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Aug 11, 2015 19:21
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p tired of uncle tony coming over and making it into lava too |
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Aug 11, 2015 19:27
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Mountains are another sore spot in my opinion. That group Yes, the one that did the song "Leave It" and "All Good People" did a song called "Roundabout" which had nothing to do with roads and everything to do with self-absorbed mountains that did little else but loiter around lakes and just STAND THERE
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Aug 11, 2015 19:50
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Aug 11, 2015 21:06
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*puts ear to the dirt to hear the heartbeat of the planet*
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Qwerinty posted:*puts ear to the dirt to hear the heartbeat of the planet* i did that too but it turns out the earth was just pretending to be dead so it could punch me in the head
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Aug 11, 2015 23:07
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I don't think i could seriously gently caress the ground, I'd have to be at least a little ironic about it. |
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Aug 11, 2015 23:08
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TWIST FIST posted:i did that too but it turns out the earth was just pretending to be dead so it could punch me in the head *stepping on sharp rocks* stop bullying me *walks into a puddle of quicksand* what the hell, dude *earth opens up beneath feet, the earth swallowing them whole* this has really gone too far ---------------- |
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Aug 11, 2015 23:10
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how do we know if the ground gives consent? |
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Aug 11, 2015 23:17
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Qwerinty posted:*stepping on sharp rocks* stop bullying me hahaha
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Aug 11, 2015 23:20
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But without the ground how would we grow weed?
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Aug 11, 2015 23:50
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im going to dig a hole so deep, that i'm going to kill the ground |
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Aug 11, 2015 23:55
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I once dug a hole because I was bored and did not want to do homework.
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Aug 11, 2015 23:56
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it was a very deep hole
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Aug 11, 2015 23:58
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Mountains are earth's way of saying "better not be any titans walking around. Ive seen Home Alone 2" |
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you all bring up some very excellent pointsVynar posted:But without the ground how would we grow weed? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:you all bring up some very excellent points you're...he. you are hehehehehe YOU'RE LOL GROUND HEHAHA ---------------- |
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