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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
things that you can do on computer that doesn't necessarily make the task easier, but makes you look like a genius pro on the job

launching applications from Terminal

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
hacking the gibson

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
using windows key + r to launch stuff like notepad, calculator, or mspaint

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
sometimes i will eavesdrop on someone else's conversation at work about a computer problem they are having. unbeknownst to them, solutions to many of these problems can be found by doing a search on google. i quickly and quietly do a search on google, find the solution and walk over and share my expertise without ever telling them i did a google search

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


*opens cd tray*

is this your card?

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
watch me make this server disappear

*walks out front door with server under coat*

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

ladies and gentlemen, watch as i learn this users password using nothing but an ordinary loaded handgun

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

maniacdevnull posted:

ladies and gentlemen, watch as i learn this users password using nothing but an ordinary loaded handgun

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Korean Boomhauer posted:

watch me make this server disappear

*walks out front door with server under coat*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmxPfZtV6w0

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
one time i swiped my finger on the fingerprint sensor for someone else's laptop and it accepted my fingerprint and logged in

pram
Jun 10, 2001

oh man

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

one time i swiped my finger on the fingerprint sensor for someone else's laptop and it accepted my fingerprint and logged in

you are now a shapeshifter, van heilsing comin', rip

kliksf
Jan 1, 2003
*claps hands*
*desktop computer plugged into clapper loses power*
*claps hands*
*power is restored to computer but doesn't power up*
AND SHE'S GONE
*snaps fingers over dead desktop*

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Linux Pirate posted:

*opens cd tray*

is this your card?



idgi

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




90s kids know

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i know it's the tv show dinosaurs

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

I still can't believe that show was real and not a fever dream I had

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



a magician never revels his tricks ;)

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
Watch and marvel as I make all this data disappear.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Linux Pirate posted:

a magician never revels his tricks ;)

i kept thinking "card" meant a business card, or maybe an SD card. i literally just got it

:suicide:

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
the ending of dinosaurs owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYiLJlzh6Oc

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Silver Alicorn posted:

hacking the gibson

honey don't wait I'm off to go "drop a gibson"

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


http://hackertyper.net/

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

omg lol this owns

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

shake the window to make all your other windows DISAPPEAR

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
watch as i make all your money vanish into thin air

*computer component dies*

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

omg lol this owns

there was some csi show that sum1 online saw the codes and determined it was hackertyper

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Smythe posted:

there was some csi show that sum1 online saw the codes and determined it was hackertyper

crazy.

it eventually stops, so unfortunately it won't be dependable to use on the job

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