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claw machine stares into the distance, remembering his disastrous stint in the navy doing air-sea rescue
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extremely few people will ascend during the rapture, as god uses a claw machine. god doesn't play dice with the world, that's what the claw machine is for
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Aug 19, 2015 22:18
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a solitary person pulls the van with the huge homemade antenna in the roof to the edge of the cliff. they look out at the desert. then up at the stars for a long while. the second-hand ufo catcher in the back awaits. tonight is the night.
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Aug 19, 2015 22:26
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princess leia: the more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
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extremely few people will ascend during the rapture, as god uses a claw machine. god doesn't play dice with the world, that's what the claw machine is for
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Aug 19, 2015 23:55
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jesus: be a fisher of men
me, at the man-containing claw machine: easy for you to say
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a kid plays the claw machine, fails, shrugs and walks away. out of the shadows, a man steps out, his head is a crow's head. "hey, kid, not so fast. check this out" he says and plunks down a quarter into the machine, easily snagging a pikachu. "it's easy, and fun, and it's only a quarter" the kid struggles with addiction their entire life from that point forward
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Aug 20, 2015 00:09
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many fantasize about winning two prizes at once, but I can tell you, I've done it, and it's more work than pleasure
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Aug 20, 2015 00:56
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pro tip: the more nonsensical the prize the easier it is to win. I once won a furry orange banana on the first attempt. talk about dad cred.
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George Bush frantically trying to pick up a pile of paper labeled "facts" with a claw machine
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George Bush frantically trying to pick up a pile of paper labeled "facts" with a claw machine
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George Bush frantically trying to pick up a pile of paper labeled "facts" with a claw machine
lol
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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when I want to keep something safe, and I mean really safe, I store it in my claw machine
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