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when a plant gets hurt it lets out a lot of gas that can be recorded as a high pitched "scream" to warn other plants nearby
how hosed up is that man no matter what we eat it still screams when we kill it, gross 
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At least when the one plant dies the other plants know to run away.
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At least when the one plant dies the other plants know to run away.
 
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I thought this was debunked on mythosbusters
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I thought this was debunked on mythosbusters
i thought they only did like plants ability to feel pain or w/e this is just a natural warning response for nearby plantds
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the phrase "this job is a walk in the park" is hosed up
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venus fly traps make a yummy noise whenever they eat a bug. sunflowers hum as they turn to the sun
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trees whisper secrets to you when you hug them. cacti say "phew" and wipe away sweat. algae laughs to itself when no one is watching
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plants scream when they die
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I'm glad vegetarians don't get to live without hurting something.
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Hey vegetarianaliures, other things must die so you may live.
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the phrase "this job is a walk in the park" is hosed up
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CCR wrote a song about this
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yall bitch asses wont shut the gently caress up and listen to green folks #PLM
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jolly green giant aaint nuthin but an uncle tom
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And just what exactly are the other plants supposed to do after they're warned?
Get ready to scream like all the other dead plants?
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venus fly traps make a yummy noise whenever they eat a bug. sunflowers hum as they turn to the sun
trees whisper secrets to you when you hug them. cacti say "phew" and wipe away sweat. algae laughs to itself when no one is watching
ty bacalou!
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when tomatoes are being eaten by caterpillars they send signals to parasitic wasps so the wasps can come kill the caterpillars
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Barley speaks to me at night. It warns me about our true enemy: the elves!
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This is why I eat nothing but little Debbie snack cakes. Nothing has to die so I can survive
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roald dahl wrote a short story about this that messed me up but good when i was a small child
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Someone kill me. If I scream, I'm a plant. If I don't... We'll then I'll be glad to be dead.
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Someone kill me. If I scream, I'm a plant. If I don't... We'll then I'll be glad to be dead.
it.. it can't get.. much better than this.. *sobs*
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Aug 22, 2015 03:06
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Animals scream also, screaming does not mean you are a plant. That is poor logic.
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i guess the real test is if plants also scream on roller coasters, when drunk, while attending maury povich tapings etc
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This is why I eat nothing but little Debbie snack cakes. Nothing has to die so I can survive
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