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Have you guys heard of this? Apparently it's the number #1 book on Amazon, which is the first time a self-published book has been #1. It's a book that when read to children is supposed to hypnotize them to sleep. I don't have a kid so I don't have any need for the book but I'm kind of interested in what's in it, so instead of buying it, I just want you to tell me what's in it. For reference, here's the cover, which seems creepy as gently caress to me:  Here's from the description: quote:In The Rabbit Who Wants To Fall Asleep you will follow Roger The Rabbit when he gets help from Uncle Yawn and other friends to fall asleep in the evening. Your child is quickly compelled by the story and falls asleep when you read it or after. The story is in a lovely way sleep-inducing and helps children all over the world to fall asleep. So whaddya think, yobbers? What's in that book? |
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i opened my copy of this book and there was a cutout in the pages containing a bottle of roofies?.... :/
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Aug 22, 2015 23:24
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i don't think it's OK to roofie your kids to sleep
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Aug 22, 2015 23:25
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1 star tbh, that's the most I'd rate this book
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Aug 22, 2015 23:26
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a thousand mesmerists scowl and rate the book a 1 while trimming their mustaches and punching in their top hats probably inside is a pop-up of a wind up watch that you can pull the tab and it goes back and forth. a repeating .wav of a tock clicking and light humming is heard edit: smoobles posted:1 star tbh, that's the most I'd rate this book see, i was right ---------------- |
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Aug 22, 2015 23:28
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my boss told me to listen to this podcast called The Rabbit Who Wants to Meet His Sales Goals? |
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Aug 22, 2015 23:31
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i feel like seeing a rabbit do a thing, teaches me how to do it as well
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Aug 22, 2015 23:33
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What the Rabbit wants, I want. |
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Aug 22, 2015 23:34
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would you trust this guy with your kids
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Aug 22, 2015 23:42
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wait for rabbit to fall asleep, then catch him and kill him. hearty rabbit dinner = one satisfied, sleepy kid.
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Aug 22, 2015 23:48
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uh, what? i was writing a post, but i fell asleep halfway through
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Aug 22, 2015 23:58
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Aug 23, 2015 00:01
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the most boring book ever written
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Aug 23, 2015 00:02
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The Rabbit Who Wants To Show Up To Work On Time. The Rabbit Who Wants To Eat Less And Get Regular Exercise. The Rabbit Who Wants To Stop Beating His Wife The Rabbit Who Wants To Stop Stealing The Rabbit Who Wants To Put Gas In His Wife's Car When He Uses It. The Rabbit Who Wants To Take His Meds. The Rabbit Who Wants To Ride The Bus All Day And Talk To The Bus Driver About Star Wars.
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Aug 23, 2015 00:03
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The Rabbit Who Wants To Die
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Aug 23, 2015 00:33
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The Rabbit Who Wants To Have A Decent Credit Score, Part 2
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Aug 23, 2015 00:36
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The Rabbit Who Wants To Order Things Online [COMPLEMENTARY COPY FROM AMAZON, ENJOY!] |
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Aug 23, 2015 00:53
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alnilam posted:The Rabbit Who Wants To Order Things Online |
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Aug 23, 2015 00:54
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dogcrash truther posted:would you trust this guy with your kids no, no i would not ---------------- |
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Aug 23, 2015 12:10
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The Rabbit Who Wants to Sacrafice Heretics to Thanatos
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Aug 23, 2015 12:22
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The Rabbit Who Wants to Burn Down Churches
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Aug 23, 2015 12:25
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Qwerinty posted:
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Aug 23, 2015 12:26
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Qwerinty posted:
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Aug 23, 2015 12:28
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Qwerinty posted:
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Aug 23, 2015 12:30
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Qwerinty posted:
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Aug 23, 2015 12:31
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Ace of Baes posted:The Rabbit Who Wants to Sacrafice Heretics to Thanatos kool ---------------- |
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Aug 23, 2015 12:39
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i may buy this book because my baby has school in the morning & she's always staying up late
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Aug 23, 2015 12:41
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I'm going to read it in the car to end my wretched life |
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Aug 23, 2015 14:38
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Aug 23, 2015 14:39
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a brick in a pillow case also works |
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Aug 23, 2015 14:42
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dogcrash truther posted:I'm going to read it in the car to end my wretched life dont do it ---------------- |
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Aug 23, 2015 14:55
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call of cthulu posted:dont do it Don't worry I can't read |
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Aug 23, 2015 16:15
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The Rabbit Who Wants To Assist You With Difficult End-Of-Life Decisions
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Aug 23, 2015 16:17
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fema crisis actor posted:The Rabbit Who Wants To Assist You With Difficult End-Of-Life Decisions ---------------- |
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Aug 23, 2015 16:33
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The Rabbit Who Wants to Tell the CIA Everything |
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Aug 23, 2015 16:39
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the rabbit who rests on a throne of skulls
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Aug 23, 2015 16:50
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crystal meth is bad and dangerous
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Aug 23, 2015 16:55
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The Rabbit Who Doesn't Want To Fall Asleep 
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Aug 23, 2015 17:07
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Alex Jones' new book The Rabbit Who Wants To Know The Truth About 9/11 |
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Aug 23, 2015 17:24
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The Rabbit Who Wants to Fall Asleep, but Can't Because of the Screaming Faces of Civilians From the War Being Seared with White Phosphorus that Confront Them Whenever Their Eyes Close |
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