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bought them for myself because i love them. she never buys pistachios or even mentions them. i eat a couple then she grabs the loving bag and chomps away really loudly. what hsould i do gbs
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steal her almonds, mutually assured destruction my friend
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Aug 30, 2015 16:02
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shiit on them poo poo on the pistachios
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Aug 30, 2015 16:02
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your wife ate my nuts too op.
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Aug 30, 2015 16:03
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if anyone wants any more nut warfare strategies, i offer consultancy work for very reasonably hourly prices
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lorn Wayne posted:if anyone wants any more nut warfare strategies, i offer consultancy work for very reasonably hourly prices an elephant has stolen my peanuts. im stumped
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Orkin Mang posted:an elephant has stolen my peanuts. im stumped release a crate of field mice at him, then steal the nuts back that'll be $600 i'll invoice you
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Aug 30, 2015 16:08
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Eat a big bag of poo poo instead.
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Aug 30, 2015 16:09
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Hell Yeah posted:your wife ate my nuts too op.
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Aug 30, 2015 16:10
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Your wife is well known for putting nuts in her mouth.
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Aug 30, 2015 16:10
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SEVER
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Aug 30, 2015 16:12
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surprised your wife likes your tiny green nuts when she spends most of her time swallowing huge brazil nuts
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Aug 30, 2015 16:13
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beat her to death
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Aug 30, 2015 16:13
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lol you&your wife eat pistachios in 2015 
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Aug 30, 2015 16:15
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listen to the voices in your head
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Aug 30, 2015 16:15
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Give her a black eye
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Aug 30, 2015 16:17
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fivethree posted:bought them for myself because i love them. she never buys pistachios or even mentions them. i eat a couple then she grabs the loving bag and chomps away really loudly. what hsould i do gbs Suplex her through the upstairs window. I guarantee she wont eat anything ever again.
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Aug 30, 2015 16:17
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rape her with a knife op
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Aug 30, 2015 16:18
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Universe Master posted:Your wife is well known for putting nuts in her mouth.
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Aug 30, 2015 16:19
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:lol you&your wife eat pistachios in 2015 Go back to your loving microbrew you stupid hipster.
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Aug 30, 2015 16:20
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kimihia posted:I'm sure you were eating pistachios before it was cool. lol
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Aug 30, 2015 16:23
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Call her a oval office.
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Aug 30, 2015 16:45
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Wife's farts stink up the whole house
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Aug 30, 2015 16:46
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Pistachios are awesome, and you should buy several more bags for you and your wife. Just be careful, they are very calorie dense and are known to give you 
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Aug 30, 2015 16:54
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Collect the shells then secretly glue them to the inner soles of your wife's high heels OP
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Aug 30, 2015 16:56
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Sever. Or write an e/n thread and then follow advice to sever.
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Aug 30, 2015 17:17
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Whatever you do don't talk to her about it like a rational adult
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Aug 30, 2015 17:19
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Do like in the Michael Jackson movie when mjs dad asks his wife to go out for some pistachio ice cream, then cheat on her while she's out getting ice cream but do it so you get caugh. With your dick up another woman's rear end look your wife directly in the eyes and say "shouldn't have ate all my pistachios idiot!"
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Aug 30, 2015 17:19
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keep posting more and more facts about your relationship until we discover that you first met in a halfway house and she's cucking you with your dad, op
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Aug 30, 2015 17:25
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cashews are the best and filled with the least bugs
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Aug 30, 2015 17:25
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I think you should drown her in your nuts op
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Aug 30, 2015 17:26
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rape her then kill you are self
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Aug 30, 2015 18:02
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Maybe just buy another bag and not be a big gay baby about it? 
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Aug 30, 2015 18:11
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Sit on her head and fart while she's sleeping
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Aug 30, 2015 18:17
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Do the "Saw" game thing.
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Continue avoiding eye contact with her while you post sick burns on something awful. Your Star Wars collection is the only wife you need.
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