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GEExCEE

I've been perfecting this technique in my karate class. The trick is to act really casual and nonchalant, like you're just a regular person hanging out. Really helps to get into an Assassin's Creed kind of mindset of blending into the crowd, what I like to call "Stealth Mode." Anyway once you're completely immersed in your surroundings, you can pretty much walk up to anyone and deliver a devastating strike without retaliation to the head, neck, kidneys, solar plexus or genitals. Then you can just blend back into your surroundings, and your victim will be none the wiser.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:11

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# ? May 11, 2024 08:09

Cyber Dog

i believe this is called the "knockout game"

# ? Sep 1, 2015 15:34

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

it's like that gi Joe episode where the joes were blinded so they poo poo off the lights and beat up the cobra guys

knowing is half the battle

# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:18

alnilam

kill 'em with kindness

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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:31

alnilam

i like to surprise my opponents by choosing opponents who don't even know who i am, nor that they are going to be attacked... they never see it coming.....

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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:32

alnilam

a related strategy, when picking opponents, is to pick someone weaker than you like an old lady or a child
it's actually jcrazy how easy it is to win fights when you use this strategy

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# ? Sep 1, 2015 16:33

kleixa

A really good method for fightwinning is to use "gun kata" like in the legendary Krav Maga discipline, but instead of hitting with the gun you use it to gain mechanical advantage.

I think if you combine this method with others in this thread... woah look out, we got a stealth fight master.

It's pronounced kleek-za.

# ? Sep 1, 2015 17:16

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# ? Sep 1, 2015 18:07

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GEExCEE posted:

I've been perfecting this technique in my karate class. The trick is to act really casual and nonchalant, like you're just a regular person hanging out. Really helps to get into an Assassin's Creed kind of mindset of blending into the crowd, what I like to call "Stealth Mode." Anyway once you're completely immersed in your surroundings, you can pretty much walk up to anyone.....

and then I just melt back into the crowd. I have never been defeated or even had my enemy land a punch. My stealth is so complete they can never even describe me.

# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:54

cuntman.net

my secret move is to walk up behind someone and punch them. the problem is that its very easy to counter all they have to do is turn around. im still working on this problem

# ? Sep 2, 2015 01:59

City of Glompton

I'm a black belt in normcore, but you'd never know looking at me.

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# ? Sep 2, 2015 02:25

Matey: eat food

i like to attack people with a powerful, concentrated burst of wifi. so much data

# ? Sep 2, 2015 10:48

verily carefree

hmm. I wonder if this has anything to do with the saying you cant hit a person with glasses

# ? Sep 2, 2015 18:55

verily carefree

Are you sure its not 'you cant hit what cant see'

# ? Sep 2, 2015 18:55

the unabonger

kleixa posted:

A really good method for fightwinning is to use "gun kata" like in the legendary Krav Maga discipline, but instead of hitting with the gun you use it to gain mechanical advantage.

I think if you combine this method with others in this thread... woah look out, we got a stealth fight master.

get the biggest gun you can find and use the recoil to spin you around so you can deliver a devastating gun powered blow to your opponent

# ? Sep 2, 2015 19:19

google THIS

I punch my victim and then hold up a sign with the fedex logo with the arrow outlined in red. when they try to hit me back they hit the sign instead, because the inverse of this principle is also true: you can't miss what you can't unsee

# ? Sep 2, 2015 19:28