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bacalou


pills not pizza

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bacalou


pizza... pills?

[2001 space odyssey monkeym oment] PIZZA PILLS PIZZA PILLS PIZZA PILLS

MrWillsauce

What would happen if you topped pizza with pizza pills?



tao of lmao

MrWillsauce posted:

What would happen if you topped pizza with pizza pills?

pizza overdose bruh :wth:

bacalou


pizzarrhea in the pizzeria...

Miss Psychosis

I have to go talk to my parents about my bad report card... And I just took some pizza! Wish me luck BYOB.

MrWillsauce

Make sure to take precautions so they can't smell it on your breath!



fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
slinking past your folks when you get home, hoping they don't notice how full you are


ty bacalou!

bacalou


♫ jimmy's mom's a fed head jimmy's mom's a fed head ♫

MrWillsauce

Pizza is a gateway to harder food.



fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

MrWillsauce posted:

Pizza is a gateway to harder food.


ty bacalou!

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

bacalou posted:

pizzarrhea in the pizzeria...

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

playground tough
weed pills

Commie NedFlanders

Lol something like a bakers dozen :niggly:

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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Commie NedFlanders

I really wanted some pizza lately but Instead I kept getting stupid narcotics

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


my nightly game is to take my usual fistload of pills and then see how long I can post on byob before I get sleepy or become weird

in the daytime I switch it up and see how long it takes me to become a functional human being.

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


you know poo poo has gone awry when I'm still up at 4:30 getting salty aboust stupid bullshit at someone

problematic hug

pills

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
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landy.
all of my friends who take pills are really cool. sometimes, i take sugar pills and pretend to be high to try to fit in with them, but i dont think im fooling anyone.


mycophobia
my pills are really big so I have to carve them up into slices and pour gravy on them

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

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Manifisto


just got a loaf of artisanal pillbread from the farmer's market, can't wait to make pillnut butter and jelly sandwiches


ty nesamdoom!

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
went to get my pills from the coop out back and found my pill-laying bird had been beset by a fox or something in the night

don't know where i'm going to get my daily dose from now :(

kleixa
Only 2 Pills today but at my peak I have been known to take 10.

It's pronounced kleek-za.

BeanBandit

Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
i've found that it's worth paying a little extra for organic pills.

City of Glompton

I'm a pill.

fuccboi

by zen death robot
I need some pills to help me sleep, and pills to help me wake.

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MrWillsauce

Hey guys did you ever listen to that Jonathan Coulton song about prescription drugs? It gets me in the mood to pop some pills every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX23I890Umk



large bart simpson

i have syphilis and other disease :) :D :troll:
I'm going to kick your rear end and take your pills, choke them down my throat!

large bart simpson

i have syphilis and other disease :) :D :troll:
gas

Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747
Paul Pours Pills Down
Pills Pull Paul Down
Paul Pukes Pills Up
Paul Polishes Putrid Pills Up
Paul Pours Pills Down

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Funky See Funky Do
STILL TRYING HARD
Pill Fact: They're just really repressed powder. I mean really repressed. You have to totally break them down and crush their spirit before they can be their real selves again. Some people like to threaten them with blades but I like to smother them financially.

BeanBandit

Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
Little known fact about pills: you can swallow them 4 or 5 at a time for increased effect!

Funky See Funky Do
STILL TRYING HARD

BeanBandit posted:

Little known fact about pills: you can swallow them 4 or 5 at a time for increased effect!

No don't take odd numbers of pills:( The reason they work better is because they're having a good time being around other pills and checking out your insides with them but if you have an odd number there's going to be a pill by itself and that pill might freak out and that's how overdoses happen.

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Doctor do you have a pill that can fix my chronic being alive? I want to finally realize my dream of being a skeleton that lives in a box (cheap rent) underground.

:jerry:

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