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water from the tap

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Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747
ol' mom has water on the knee, she uses it to soak her feet after a stressful day of momming. lemons help keep her feet smelling fresh, and the sugar makes her even sweeter

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Sep 11, 2015

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Ayatollah Hermione posted:

ol' mom has water on the knee, she uses it to soak her feet after a stressful day of momming. lemons help keep her feet smelling fresh, and the sugar makes her even sweeter

no thdis is from the tap... feet water is really gorst..

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Sep 11, 2015

Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747
sometimes water's expensive and you have to take what you can get

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Sep 11, 2015

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Ayatollah Hermione posted:

sometimes water's expensive and you have to take what you can get

do you only use bottled water... wtf

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Sep 11, 2015

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this is just some plain old water (h2o!!! h2o not knee2o!!!!) that mamma makes from the tap.... he next person who doesn't make lemonade from the tap is gonna get probated... please be respectful...

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Sep 11, 2015

Pinche Rudo

What about some coconut water for electrolytes

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Jenkem Delivery posted:

What about some coconut water for electrolytes

look pal... we aint making some fancy shmancy lemonade (imagine the e had an accent on it.. ya... THAT fancy) here. just some good old fashioned, home style lemonade (this time NO accent.. back to basics)

Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747

alfred... posted:

this is just some plain old water (h2o!!! h2o not knee2o!!!!) that mamma makes from the tap.... the next person who doesn't make lemonade from the tap is gonna get probated... please be respectful...

i'm going to "tap" into the infinite power of my mind to make water flow out my third eye, due to depression

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Sep 11, 2015

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BeanBandit

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Son of a bitch!
mama, you're breakin' my heart! *drinks water from a well*

Matey

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personally i like filtered water. just give me a bunch of tap water and a brita filter pitcher and ill be happy for days *kicks back in beach chair holding brita pitcher*





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alfred... posted:

look pal... we aint making some fancy shmancy lemonade (imagine the e had an accent on it.. ya... THAT fancy) here. just some good old fashioned, home style lemonade (this time NO accent.. back to basics)

Your lemonade sucks and doesn't have enough electrolytes I left a nasty yelp review for it

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Jenkem Delivery posted:

Your lemonade sucks and doesn't have enough electrolytes I left a nasty yelp review for it

it wasnt for you anyways...

bacalou


i prefer dad's original limeade, but thats only because he buys me the bigger toys when i stay at his place for christmas

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buttkiss posted:

the pee meem

thats a ban

Stinky_Pete

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I use the lemonade-flavored vitamin water that way i end up with hyper-lemonade

You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them

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alfred... posted:

thats a ban

tell my wife and kids I lo-

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
i planted a lemon tree outside, with sugar cane next to it. every time it rains, i just open my mouth under the lemon tree and take a pull on the sugar cane, it's the freshest lemonade i've ever had

Qwerinty fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Sep 11, 2015

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Qwerinty

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Matey posted:

personally i like filtered water. just give me a bunch of tap water and a brita filter pitcher and ill be happy for days *kicks back in beach chair holding brita pitcher*

idea: lemon flavored brita filters

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Matey

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Qwerinty posted:

idea: lemon flavored brita filters

million+ dollar idea





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buttkiss posted:

tell my wife and kids I lo-

lol

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Son #1: Mama how could you?
Son #2: Water from a well? What is this-a fake italian commercial-o?
Papan: *slams the table* Silence!
Papan: *carefully reaches out for a taster*
Papan: Ahh! Maman you big kidder! Out of tap water... ha ha ha!
Mama: Sure... I was just-a kidding... *walks out throwing arms up in the air* don't even know what the big deal is... morons can't even keep their accents straight

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Sep 11, 2015

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