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Every local election season it's the same sight. What an eyesore. Who the hell are these people and what have they ever done for us common folk?  Bupkis, that's what. And every few years they force their visual propaganda on us as though we're so easily brainwashed by sublim... I mean, just look at the all the stupid campaign poster clutter that's been springing up around town lately. I hope there's no children playing nearby. How utterly tacky. This is way too soon. Every family has one. lol wut In all fairness I do live in Connecticut so this is just par for the course. Protecting our right to carry a bat'leth. Oo'Ghij MiQ'txxXA, brother. We've had worse. And I'm supposed to read all that while driving by at 90mph with a Big Mac in each hand and a 20-piece McNuggets on my crotch? What a jerk. Got my vote. Got my vote too, if only to see someone get the everloving poo poo force-choked out of them at the next town hall. (Like whoever hung that drat stocking in September.) In the not too distant future... Yer darn tootin' (because issues like this are important to me.) Long story short, the info packet was a syrup sample. Boysenberry. Warm as hell. I dunno what it is about this. For some reason this... this just... this feels about right. 
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Out of all the candidates you posted, I think Bernie should tap this guy for VP. The Sanders/Sanders/Sanders ticket feels kinda redundant you know? :bernget:
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If the Berninator is looking for a chaotic evil to balance out his lawful good, there's more than a few worthy candidates to choose from.
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Muh boi HKE the ice gooch up in Canadia tells me that they're popping up like wild flowers all over there too.
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lmao
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Jamoke posted:Muh boi HKE the ice gooch up in Canadia tells me that they're popping up like wild flowers all over there too. No "Lahey for Supervisor" signs this season?
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zeal posted:No "Lahey for Supervisor" signs this season? So I'm northbound on the way New Hampsh for the Highland games fest in Lincoln and lo and behold, speak of the devil.
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e: wrong thread
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Speaking of eff-ups... "The most recent newcomer to the mayoral race seems to already be off to an inauspicious start as two vandals were apprehended defacing the relative unknown "Shoe Party" candidate's billboard late yesterday evening. Both suspects identities are being withheld by police though eyewitnesses described the offenders as a ditzy blonde bimbo and a special needs child, one of which was a minor and both of whom appeared malnourished. The duo attributed their criminal activities to their father who they claim put them up to the task, and who will also no doubt be facing reckless endangerment charges and heavy fines from the city for the clean-up effort." "Ahhhhh that's what I get for trusting the kids with that one." "Serves you right, dear." "In a seemingly related story- another Shoe Party billboard, although not defaced, is still causing and uproar among patrons of the New Market Mall downtown. It is still unclear at this time if this is an official endorsement of another new candidate due to its somewhat cryptic message."
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Jamoke posted:
He is already running here in Canada. Actually
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That's great news. I hope you guys vote for him too. The good People's Republic of Canadia could do with someone who'll break up the monotony of your incomprehensible political "system." e. I guess, being an American, that I'll just never fully get socialism. 
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A proud people with proud traditions.
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