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turn "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms inside-out for YOUR pleasure!
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I can confirm that this is good advice.
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Sep 14, 2015 09:07
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dont forget to shake the gently caress out of it
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eensure that at least 4 but no more than 6 of th 7 seals are open and that the tetralisk is in place before you begin the ceremony
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olives are fuckable if you have enough of them
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get your penis engorged with blood then stick it into a woman's vagina. you will immediately ejaculate but that's OK... You're OK.... ssshhhhh no you are not a disappointment to your parents it's OK ssshhhhh
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Sep 14, 2015 09:14
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come hither more like CUM hither sploosh! haha a little archer humor there
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Sep 14, 2015 09:16
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its ok to have a good time with your friends
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literally every bit of advice in this monty python video is stuff that young men today need to know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqI-28meTZ8 "What's wrong with a kiss, boy?" nothing worse for her than a dry finger in a dry hole gents
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Sep 14, 2015 09:29
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if you're shaking it more than twice you're just playing with it
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Eye contact is key when 2 straight guys are frotting
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Sep 14, 2015 09:49
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if you're going to pull this move be sure she knows it's coming her way or you might break your dick in half
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Sep 14, 2015 09:56
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Gatekeeper posted:olives are fuckable if you have enough of them I guess you only need 3...
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If someone says "that's depraved" then you're doing it right.
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Sep 15, 2015 04:32
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Contrary to folk wisdom, cut one open and you can totally gently caress a cactus.
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Delta Echo posted:Contrary to folk wisdom, cut one open and you can totally gently caress a cactus. no. you stick it in your but. dont you know anything?
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Weener Beater posted:no. you stick it in your but. dont you know anything? I know how to gently caress a cactus the straight way, but thanks for the insight.
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