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i'm nervous now becuse we just got a new leader out of nowhere and i think the riots are here i can't hear anything right now but that's worse because it means it's a  
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and i guess tips to stop rioters would b nice please i currently have my house really warm so if anyone riots in they'll be "wow, it's much too warm in this house i'm starting to sweat lets go outside again" Casio_knight fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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Sep 14, 2015 14:09
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Sep 14, 2015 14:15
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tony abbot becoming cobra commander after a hard night of thinking update: a car just drove past my house - innocent driver or a scout for a riotpath?? |
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Sep 14, 2015 14:21
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Have some funny jokes/quips ready and turn it into a laugh riot!
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Sep 15, 2015 00:01
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motley crue
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Sep 15, 2015 00:45
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Abbott is a doofus but turnbull won't be much of a difference, it's a greed problem not a leadership problem. Still Australia is kinda cool to live in |
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Sep 15, 2015 00:56
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where is australia, and why should I care what happens to it? |
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Sep 15, 2015 01:03
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meet the new boss, same as the old boss |
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Piso Mojado posted:where is australia, and why should I care what happens to it? In this Winkel III projection (my fav) of the Earth, Australia is circled in red:  The population of Australia is about 23 million, so about 15 million fewer people than California. So you might care on just a general 'I care about humanity' level. It's isolation from the rest of the large landmasses of the planet have resulted in some very interesting evolutionary paths too. Like marsupials have colonized all kinds of areas that are generally filled by other creatures elsewhere in the world. There's the equivalent of marsupial deer, marsupial rodents, etc. There even was one apex predator marsupial carnivores. Much of the continent is more or less uninhabitable, which the grand majority of the population living entirely around the coasts. The indigenous people have lived there for 40k to 70k years. The more recent founding of a British colony in the three hundred years has led to a lot of conflict between the settlers and the people that lived there beforehand, and a lot of it is pretty depressing. But they're a democracy with a line voting system so you might care to see what's going on with that I suppose. There's a guy from Australia that use to come to the IRC a lot. I bet he'd have more answers for you. |
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joke_explainer posted:In this Winkel III projection (my fav) pffff. goode's homolosine interrupted rules
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joke_explainer posted:In this Winkel III projection (my fav) of the Earth, Australia is circled in red: now do new zealand
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Sep 15, 2015 03:36
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supposedly nobody has served a full term as leader in Australia since the invention of the iphone. i guess that's because it's so much easier now to organise a deadly kumite for the position
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:pffff. goode's homolosine interrupted rules while I admire its dedication to accurately depicting scale, the winkel III's is quite accurate with only slight deformation and isn't so confusing to most people. i mean, it looks like someone just squashed an orange in a pneumatic press then gently unfolded the skin. |
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Sep 15, 2015 05:40
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Sep 15, 2015 06:55
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Does australia have volcanoes or do you just shackle the old leader on top of that red rock thing and wait for marsupials? |
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Sep 15, 2015 07:18
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So good news: It seems Australia does not have any nuclear weapons in its arsenal. That's just great. They have done research in the past into them, but it doesn't seem like they got very far. Here's a shirtless dude examining a nerve gas 25 lb shell:
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Sep 15, 2015 07:59
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i don't know. maybe at the time they were trying to get a jump start on the mad max style apocalypse for all their armed services personnel. dress uniform: speedo, spiked leather boots, gas mask, front pack to store gear |
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joke_explainer posted:i don't know. maybe at the time they were trying to get a jump start on the mad max style apocalypse for all their armed services personnel. dress uniform: speedo, spiked leather boots, gas mask, front pack to store gear everyone must serve as a warboy, it's in the constitution! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 15, 2015 12:06
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yes i think i will join the warboys for protection now everythings turned weird |
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Sep 15, 2015 12:26
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Splatmaster posted:everyone must serve as a warboy, it's in the constitution! In practice though, Australians will end up calling them something silly like "fighteys" |
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first day of being a warboy was p good. i have to share a go-kart with this guy kevin but they said after our first fightey i might get a car of my own 
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Sep 16, 2015 08:18
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The old Australia pm will now return to the ocean |
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Sep 16, 2015 09:24
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The Australian PM reproduces by sneaking into the nest of the electorate and replacing one of their eggs with the Prime Minster's own. The electorate will unwittingly care for thr egg until hatching, whereupon the new Prime Minister will consume everything around it before repeating the cycle. |
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