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sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Snake, remember: fire hurts you, but it hurts your enemies too. Try luring Konami employees into open flames while making sure that you don't get too close yourself. Fire can be a powerful ally, just use it carefully.

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Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

You see it too? For me, it's always like this.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I'm fat Bart from the episode where Bart gets insanely obese, and also this is me as well:

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wormskull posted:

I'm fat Bart from the episode where Bart gets insanely obese, and also this is me as well:

Lmfao

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
my company did a bowling event and i think i was the worst

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
we were on teams and i was on the team with the ceo and i think he was getting really mad about losing because of me but didnt want to show it

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

elf help book posted:

my company did a bowling event and i think i was the worst
I'm pretty bad at bowling too. Wii bowling on the other hand...

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

elf help book posted:

we were on teams and i was on the team with the ceo and i think he was getting really mad about losing because of me but didnt want to show it
:ohdear:

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

At the last company bowling event I won 3 free beers in about 40 minutes. #winning

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I hit the red pin and won a pizza at glow bowling

Adlai Stevenson
Mar 4, 2010

Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

elf help book posted:

we were on teams and i was on the team with the ceo and i think he was getting really mad about losing because of me but didnt want to show it

Invent a new grip and approach every time it's your frame. Tell your boss you're an innovator and you're trying to maximize potential.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010


I'm glad of these news, as well

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Black Baby Goku posted:

I hit the red pin and won a pizza at glow bowling
I'm at the Bowling Hut. I won the Pizza Bowl. I'm at the Bowling Hut and I just won the Pizza Bowl.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Mmmmm. Pizza Bowl.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Wormskull posted:

I'm fat Bart from the episode where Bart gets insanely obese, and also this is me as well:

Lol.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

elf help book posted:

we were on teams and i was on the team with the ceo and i think he was getting really mad about losing because of me but didnt want to show it

I hear Chipolte is doing a hiring drive.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Seshoho Cian posted:

You see it too? For me, it's always like this.

Yes.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

elf help book posted:

we were on teams and i was on the team with the ceo and i think he was getting really mad about losing because of me but didnt want to show it

classic seinfeld ep right there

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


He only needed to be 300 lbs for disability

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Uncle Wemus posted:

He only needed to be 300 lbs for disability
At 300 lbs. and 6 feet in height, Homer's BMI would be 40.7, qualifying him as morbidly obese and therefore disabled.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Pablo Gigante posted:

At 300 lbs. and 6 feet in height, Homer's BMI would be 40.7, qualifying him as morbidly obese and therefore disabled.

And Awesome.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Wormskull posted:

And Awesome.
Forced out of the Stonecutters and the No Homers Club, Homer tries to join the the most exclusive club of all... the Obese Brotherhood.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Konami files trademark for 'Big Boss' pachinko machine

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
Not pictured is Kojima cosplaying as John McClane crying for help

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

Konami files trademark for 'Big Boss' pachinko machine

the elderly gambling addicts will surely flock to the big boss pachinko machines

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
latest footage from konami hqs:

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

ArfJason posted:

latest footage from konami hqs:


lmfao, yes

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
loving Bitcoins.

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

In Training posted:

Did anybody say This is Pequod. Coming in hot!

I said it out loud, in my apartment.

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