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Pastamania
Mar 5, 2012

You cannot know.
The things I've seen.
The things I've done.
The things he made me do.
?

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Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


have you tried having sex op?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
ya you should totally go get laid

loving: it's good

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
join the mens rights movement

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
oculus rift + fleshlight

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

gonna go ahead an second that vote for sex. i sure do enjoy human intercourse.

linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.
Fukc a computer + cum in it

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


gross

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
elliot rodger those bitches :getin:

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
thankfully im low t op

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
check the fyad bimbo thread

Necronomoticon
Aug 14, 2007

Millennial 80's business guy
score some amphetamines and jack ur dik for 6 hours, op

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

linoleum floors posted:

Fukc a computer + cum in it

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


have you tried talking to a person you are attracted to and seeing if they'd like to go out op?

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
Go gently caress yourself

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

craigslist

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
post ur keyboard goop

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
post on the forums about it

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
squeeze it out into a jar, store in a cool dark place.

Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

poty posted:

thankfully im low t op

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Iridium posted:

squeeze it out into a jar, store above your radiator.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Iridium posted:

squeeze it out into a jar, store in a cool dark place.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
diddle ur skittle

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

why the gently caress are you asking yospos

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
there is another solution. those who tried it have been called madmen, but they completely freed themselves of sexual impulses... by cutting off they own dick n balls. do you have what it takes to become a nullo, op?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Suspicious posted:

there is another solution. those who tried it have been called madmen, but they completely freed themselves of sexual impulses... by cutting off they own dick n balls. do you have what it takes to become a nullo, op?

i try to never miss a chance to post

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
install gentoo

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

bump_fn posted:

i try to never miss a chance to post
jack owns

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
sissy hypno gifs & prostate massage

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

have you considered being a serial killer OP

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000

Number19 posted:

have you tried having sex op?
failing that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

(nsfw)

Cyberbird
Jul 18, 2015

url posted:

sissy hypno gifs & prostate massage

this but unironically

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

i have just been ignoring mine

op have you tried doing that?

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crap nerd
May 24, 2008
maybe post an embarrisingly creepy thread about the yahoo ceo, its what everyone else is in your situation is doin

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