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teacher: tyler, give hunter back his tamagotchi. it's wrong to steal tyler: The liberty of man consists solely in this, that he obeys the laws of nature because he has himself recognized them as such, and not because they have been imposed upon him externally by any foreign will whatsoever, human or divine, collective or individual. teacher: it's timeout for you, mister ~sig~ |
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Oct 4, 2015 05:56
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my favorite Crass album is the one with dennis the menace on the cover
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:teacher: tyler, give hunter back his tamagotchi. it's wrong to steal |
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Oct 4, 2015 15:32
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Teacher: ok open your books to the chapter on the Law of Gravity Student: umm isn't that just a theory Teacher: your rear end being part of this class is gonna be a theory if you keep speaking out of turn |
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*5 year old student steps off kindergarten bus onto school property for first time* Teacher: you're poor and in $100,000 debt now *student eats a crayon* |
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Oct 4, 2015 15:55
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:teacher: tyler, give hunter back his tamagotchi. it's wrong to steal lol |
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Q1. Joey delivers newspapers on the weekend. For each newspaper delivered he is paid 20 cents. If Joey can deliver 20 newspapers an hour, and delivers newspapers for 2 hours a day, how much profit does Joey make working both Saturday and Sunday? Answer, showing working. ____Essentially none, as he does not control the means of production.___ ________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ ~sig~ |
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Will everyone please stand to recite their Miranda rights? Afterwards there will be a Riot Act drill followed by the boycotting of the cafeteria. I hope everyone did their homework assignment and can give me at least 3 legal defenses for brewing your own whisky OR growing your own marijuana....
Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Oct 4, 2015 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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ms. grabtree: ok for tomorrow do odd number problems, 1 through 35, braig: Objection ms. grabtree: well, no you cant-- crinston: Sustained ms. grabtree: stop it braig: Overruled ms grabtree: boys you're going to see mr. maypen again if you don't-- crinston: Strike that from the record ms grabtree: you're out of here crinston: You're under arrest
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ron color posted:ms. grabtree: ok for tomorrow do odd number problems, 1 through 35, lol |
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Oct 4, 2015 17:50
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ron color posted:ms. grabtree: ok for tomorrow do odd number problems, 1 through 35, ~sig~ |
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ron color posted:ms. grabtree: ok for tomorrow do odd number problems, 1 through 35,
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ron color posted:ms. grabtree: ok for tomorrow do odd number problems, 1 through 35,
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:teacher: tyler, give hunter back his tamagotchi. it's wrong to steal |
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