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phone: oh my god. me: what phone is that phobe: yeah. looking good....... me: uh oh |
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voice of a ghost: holy poo poo voice of a ghost: I wish I was alive voice of a ghost: using a hipone
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Oct 8, 2015 02:03
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phone: there's a zombie crawl tonight me: what phone: go to the bar but look like you're dead me: no way aexy phone: go to the bar tonight but look like you have died me: he'll yeah
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Oct 8, 2015 02:04
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Siri... Put on something nice. Sexy. Something.... Aluminum.
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Oct 8, 2015 02:04
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me: what's a hipone? ghost: it's like a phone - but sticks to your hip me: wow really? ghost: idk, let's wait for the OP
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Oct 8, 2015 02:04
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weed enthusiast: can the lady get a refill??? yeah refill app isn't working. on my sexy phone. I love it weed: uh oh
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Oct 8, 2015 02:05
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Heroin addict slamming some tar: Ahhhhh... Almost as good as that feeling when you touch a sexy phone.
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Oct 8, 2015 02:06
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Otterbox Couture
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Oct 8, 2015 02:07
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ron color posted:phone: oh my god. |
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Oct 8, 2015 02:07
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operator please connect me to sexy telephone
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Oct 8, 2015 02:09
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iphone: oh yeah two iPhones: yeahhh iphone 4: [2010 voice] yyeaaahhhh
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Oct 8, 2015 08:14
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Ahoy-ahoy sailor... |
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Oct 8, 2015 13:10
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Phone case shaped like a hand and I walk around the beach at sunset holding it |
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Oct 8, 2015 13:21
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Phone case shaped like a hand and I walk around the beach at sunset holding it this is a million dollar idea |
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Oct 8, 2015 13:22
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picks up sexy phone: Hello? friend on other sexy phone: WAZZZZZZZZZUPPPPPP me on sp: lol nice WAZZZZZUPPPPPPP friend: WAZZZZZZZZZZAAPPPAPPPPP sexy phones: please stop this is too much me: sorry ur right moderation is sexy |
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Oct 8, 2015 13:46
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Doing coke off the iPhome 6s now with a real glass screen!! |
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Oct 8, 2015 14:02
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OPERATOR: If you’re looking for hot phone sex, you've found it! At 1800HAVESEX we offer sexy, horny girls for every taste, at a budget anyone- ME *thinking*: ...girls? |
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Oct 8, 2015 14:06
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mom: how r things with u and sexy phone me: things are getting siri-ous mom: u have a nokia flip phone |
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Oct 8, 2015 14:29
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lol |
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Oct 8, 2015 14:38
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[Lights a candle and sets phone to vibrate] |
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Oct 8, 2015 14:43
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Media keeps trying to tell me thin phones are best, and prettiest.... gently caress them |
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Oct 8, 2015 14:47
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*carefully bedazzling razr when commerical for first iphone comes on* |
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Oct 8, 2015 14:50
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:[Lights a candle and sets phone to vibrate] |
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Oct 8, 2015 15:10
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:[Lights a candle and sets phone to vibrate] |
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Oct 8, 2015 15:14
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salesman: this phone has a lot of functions like for example me: what's the vibration like salesman: as i was saying, the memory capacity is me: i really want to feel the vibration salesman: please leave this store |
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Oct 8, 2015 16:03
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social vegan posted:mom: how r things with u and sexy phone gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:[Lights a candle and sets phone to vibrate]
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Oct 8, 2015 16:55
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It's really hard to take my phone out to dinner and a movie. Everyone is always staring, acting like YOUR the bad guy for being with a phone. Society is cruel. |
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Oct 8, 2015 17:22
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Oct 8, 2015 17:23
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one or those who prefer blokes 
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Oct 8, 2015 17:24
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at the tribunal. judger: the phone of trish, the hottest babe ever, was found on your altar. this means.. sinner: yes.. the pics were too hot. lord tha'aurn: you stole the phone. sinner: only to send the pics to the gods.. judger: the old gods. take him away.. sinner: more titteies for the god snail with only two.. ohh oooHHhh ---------------- |
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