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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!


*licks lips*
*SQUELCH* *SPLORCH* *SMACK*


Thank you for your $10 spending cut! :wink: Jeb! 2016!

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a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
"im gay" - Jeb bush, 2015

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
For posterity: https://vine.co/v/eYtLXhhEbBY

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


Cutting taxes uh cutting spending uh er um can I kiss u please

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
ten dollars wow woah

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
if only i could get a female to give me a warm kiss

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
Romney at least was ready to take the job, yeb boosh will never get out of beta

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
*Lowers my $10 belt*

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

considering jeb spends so much time sucking corporate dick, he's probably worth at least 15

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Cutting taxes suh duh cutting spending

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
fatter version of dubya

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
like a couplea room temperature gummy worms pressed against your cheek

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Somehow more nauseating than "I'll give 'em a Cleveland Steamer"

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

fatter version of dubya

I thought he looked pretty slim yesterday

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
time to vomit errybody









Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
At last, the FYAD of RSF

Behold the horror and receive your wet kiss

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Pee-pee

Doo-doo

He is a bad campaigner.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
jeb kept terry around just so he could practice his kisses

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO WARM KISSES

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Xenophon posted:

time to vomit errybody











Looks like hes preparing to suck their souls out

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Base Camp Blanket posted:

Pee-pee

Doo-doo

He is a bad campaigner.

he really is

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Xenophon posted:

time to vomit errybody











I'm laughing

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I'll switch to GOP and vote for Jeb if he personally kisses me

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Weener Beater posted:

Looks like hes preparing to suck their souls out

Jeb Bush is a dementor?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
I don't flinch at gore and even schlick at some

but when I look at Jeb squelching old women, ive lost my nerve

truly a grotesque and awesome sight to behold, i feel fear and shame all at once washing over me like a wave

i am at a moral crossroad now, the line has been drawn

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Lastgirl posted:

I don't flinch at gore and even schlick at some

but when I look at Jeb squelching old women, ive lost my nerve

truly a grotesque and awesome sight to behold, i feel fear and shame all at once washing over me like a wave

i am at a moral crossroad now, the line has been drawn

Jeb! doesn't care whether you're a woman or a man. It doesn't matter whether you're a democrat or a republican. He just wants your ten dollars.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Zoran posted:

Jeb! doesn't care whether you're a woman or a man. It doesn't matter whether you're a democrat or a republican. He just wants your ten dollars.

and your tender lips pressing against his

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Find me a Jeb Bush who can utter a single sentence without loving it up and having to correct himself and I'll give you a 90-year-old white haired ghoul to warmly kiss.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

mmm

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Rocks posted:

Cutting taxes uh cutting spending uh er um can I kiss u please

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
INSTEAD OF A COLD GOODBYE
I'M WRITING THE FOLKS BACK HOME TO TELL THEM-
HEY I'M-
HEY I'M DOING ALRIGHT

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
:gary::mitt:

i'm too low energy to find a better one for jeb

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