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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

wandler20 posted:

He's actually been really good. Won rookie of the week in week 3. He's also been calling in the plays over Lavonte David this year.

I really wanna like the guy. The whole crabs legs thing is funny to joke about but ultimately who gives a poo poo.

Oh yeah then there's the whole raping a woman thing. Has anyone mentioned that? I can't get past that. It just makes me mad that he's the QB of my team.

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Joey Freshwater posted:

I wonder if Aaron Hernandez hit on this same idea but just went about it the wrong way.

yes i know they weren't his family

A bluntmaster is more than family, a bluntmaster is pure gold.

Unless they disrespect.

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

wandler20 posted:

Jameis is the 4th highest rated passer in the past 4 weeks. Jameis has no turnovers in the past 4 weeks. Jameis beat the Falcons without his top TE and 2 of his 3 best WRs. Jameis is a good quarterback.

see this is all true and I'm really glad that Tampa Bay might have found a quarterback to build around (and Lovie Smith even went for it on 4th down once!) but it all feels kind of dirty because it's somewhat likely that


MonsterWalk posted:

jameis winston is a rapist

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Joey Freshwater posted:

I really wanna like the guy. The whole crabs legs thing is funny to joke about but ultimately who gives a poo poo.

Oh yeah then there's the whole raping a woman thing. Has anyone mentioned that? I can't get past that. It just makes me mad that he's the QB of my team.

You just need to get more into the Buccaneer theme. It isn't rape and theft, it is "plundering" and "pillaging". :yarr:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Bucco Bruce would not approve of Jameis Winston, as he is a rapist

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

http://www.buccaneers.com/videos/videos/Bucs-Rewind-Win-Over-Atlanta-Falcons/32708b4a-f144-46f9-b9d0-856ff4b0e4b7

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Luigi Thirty posted:

Bucco Bruce would not approve of Jameis Winston, as he is a rapist

Actually, Jameis IS Bucco Bruce:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

wandler20 posted:

Actually, Jameis IS Bucco Bruce:



Is that the knife he holds to bitches throats while he takes them forcibly?

Too far?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Why is that knife not a crab leg?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Bucco Bruce would not approve of Jameis Winston, as he is a rapist

Who did Bucco Bruce rape?:confused:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Chichevache posted:

Who did Bucco Bruce rape?:confused:

Nobody, that is why he would not approve of the rapist Jameis Winston.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
I'm confused, I thought Jameis played Quarterback, when did he became a therapist?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Chichevache posted:

Who did Bucco Bruce rape?:confused:

Dangling modifiers or whatever

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Nobody, that is why he would not approve of the rapist Jameis Winston.

You should be more specific with your libel.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Jerry Rice?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
ok now its funny

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ehud posted:

jameis winston is a rapist

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







what has happened

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
I confused

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Tldr Chiche revived the oldest still open thread in tff as the denouement to his spamming of noted fraud Jerry Rice for the survivor thread

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Please don't use words "denouement" that I have to look up in my football forum about farts and butt fumbles. Thanks

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Jerry Rice is a fraud

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Jerry Rice is a fraud

If he's a fraud he's the GOAT fraud.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

If he's a fraud he's the GOAT fraud.

J*rr* R*c*

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Elephanthead posted:

Please don't use words "denouement" that I have to look up in my football forum about farts and butt fumbles. Thanks

Scrub-tier vocabulary ITT :laugh:

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