A YOSPOSters internal monologue while watching a STEVE JOBS movie

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

stebe... oh how i yearn for thee. oh how i would give up my taps, my swipes, and my beloved industrial design for just one fleeting moment of my hands dancing on the flesh under that turtleneck

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:35

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Smythe posted:

pretty much

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:38

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

[something happens in the movie]
Yosposter: "I already knew that fact. I know everything about Steve Jobs."

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:57

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Peanut and the Gang posted:

[something happens in the movie]
Yosposter: "I already knew that fact. I know everything about Steve Jobs."

# ? Nov 4, 2015 18:58

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Skeletor Jobs

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:03

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Peanut and the Gang posted:

[something happens in the movie]
Yosposter: "I already knew that fact. I know everything about Steve Jobs."

actually most of the stuff in the movie is wrong

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:30

Hen: Aug 22, 2006

I'm gonna wait another six months when the next Steve Jobs movie comes out. THAT ONE will get it right. Maybe Darren Arronofsky will direct it, or Michel Gondry

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:48

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Hen posted:

I'm gonna wait another six months when the next Steve Jobs movie comes out. THAT ONE will get it right. Maybe Darren Arronofsky will direct it, or Michel Gondry

planned obsolescence is loving us again

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:49

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

lol steve is getting owned by bill gates again!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 19:56

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i'm glad the dumb prick is dead

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:06

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

code:

Rich White Guy    |  Alive?
------------------|---------
Steve Jobs        |
Bill Gates        |    X

# ? Nov 4, 2015 20:40

Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

in these trying times the govt should assassinate a few High Net Worth Individuals to collect estate taxes

then in a year or so they should assassinate the inheritors to collect another round of estate taxes

# ? Nov 4, 2015 21:18

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

animated babby movie bout steve yobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyospJyVyjw

hiltes:

steve yobs: spergy kid, spergy ceo

# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:14

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

who invented bit strips, also where can i buy a five gallon bucket of fire ants and some stamps

# ? Nov 4, 2015 22:19

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Peanut and the Gang posted:

[something happens in the movie]
Yosposter: "I already knew that fact. I know everything about Steve Jobs."

this

# ? Nov 7, 2015 02:34

pram: Jun 10, 2001

in fact i am currently posting from his coffin

# ? Nov 7, 2015 02:35

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Apocadall: Mar 25, 2010; Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

Sweevo posted:

i'm glad the dumb prick is dead

# ? Nov 7, 2015 16:01

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