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A Black Bloc protester breaks into the theater and splices in footage from Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties.
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- Weekend Bridges
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You could go Westboro Baptist Church with it and hold up signs saying GOD HATES 'NUTS and SCHULZ BURN IN HELL.
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Nov 7, 2015 11:18
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Dress up like Calvin and Hobbes characters and talk about how it's feeding money into the brutal corporate fascism of Peanuts Merchandise. Someone dressed up as the concept of artistic expression goes under a box and emerges from underneath as a monster.
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Nov 7, 2015 11:21
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Get really dark with it, form a giant Snoopy effigy from smaller Snoopy dolls and set fire to it. People with long, black hair and corpse paint writhe, covered in blood in front of the pyre. Giant speakers loop a Passenger of poo poo album.
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Nov 7, 2015 11:24
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Set up a table for Free Tax Advice or Housing Mortgage Loans directly in front of the entrance to the theater.
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Nov 7, 2015 11:33
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Buy up all the tickets and everyone chains themselves to each other and occupies each seat in the theater. The movie still plays, but you're miserable.
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Nov 7, 2015 11:35
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You could go Westboro Baptist Church with it and hold up signs saying GOD HATES 'NUTS and SCHULZ BURN IN HELL.
Counter-Protest: a crowd of people outshout them in the "Bwaw bwaw bwawww" Peanut's adult speak.
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Nov 7, 2015 11:36
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Music and Arts festival lasting 3 days called Marmaduke.The music bleak, the mood dour.
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Nov 7, 2015 11:40
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Many minds at the festival destroyed forever by a drug called "Peppermint Patty"
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Nov 7, 2015 11:40
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i cant go as im allergic to peanuts!
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Nov 7, 2015 12:43
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*huge signs reads "Adam and Eve not patty and Marcy"*
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Nov 7, 2015 14:31
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could you put the movie on a chip w wifi, encaseit in a peanut then dipped in chocolate?
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Nov 7, 2015 15:28
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the movie looks good so im going to give my family little bags of salt before it starts and say 'the peanuts will come soon!'
many will laugh
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Nov 7, 2015 15:31
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Set up a table for Free Tax Advice or Housing Mortgage Loans directly in front of the entrance to the theater.
Consultant is [IN]
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Nov 7, 2015 15:33
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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"What if
Charlie Brown
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aborted?"
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Nov 7, 2015 15:36
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Hey hey, ho ho, the puns in this thread have got to go hey hey, ho ho, etc.
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Nov 7, 2015 15:36
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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You know I just realized the "Charlie Brown" in Kill Bill is just a hint. The real Charlie is the bride who wears the same yellow-black outfit. She doesn't have the zigzag pattern to make it less obvious which is why the hint Charlie is there.
There is the whole baseball=swordfighting thing, too.
So Charlie Brown finally got his act together and keeps hitting homeruns now? CB hates yakuzas?
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Nov 7, 2015 15:44
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A man who is deathly allergic to peanuts lays on a table with his mouth open. Every hour the movie is still running, the peanut is lowered 1cm closer to his mouth. "It's symbolic" explains the man in an interview on day 3. "It's not a pun at all. We're not clowns, here."
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Nov 7, 2015 15:54
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- dumb crambo
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Can't post for 3 years!
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Music and Arts festival lasting 3 days called Marmaduke.The music bleak, the mood dour.
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Nov 7, 2015 18:03
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just dont go see the movie if you dont like it i mean sheesh,,, no ones making you go see it
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Nov 7, 2015 18:53
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Insist on calling it "The Penis Movie"
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Nov 7, 2015 18:58
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- platonicbackrub
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cant wait to see what shenanigans penis and the gang get up to
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Nov 7, 2015 18:59
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- fema crisis actor
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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They're gonna use classical music instead of jazz BOOOOOOOOOO
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Nov 7, 2015 19:57
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Snoopy's brother, Spike, is on hunger strike until they add him to the film. No one notices. He lies on a psychedelic cactus in protest of his own life.
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Nov 7, 2015 20:09
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New York Giants kicker Josh Brown lends his foot to the cause, kicking a mold of Charles M. Schulz's head into the film projector.
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Nov 7, 2015 20:20
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corn, corn, corn
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You give your money to a ticket counter clerk dressed as lucy, who at the last minute switches out the tickets for Paranormal Activity, The Ghost Dimension
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Nov 7, 2015 22:41
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corn, corn, corn
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the real trick is that there is a movie called Paranormal Activity, The Ghost Dimension.
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Nov 7, 2015 22:45
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I'm protesting this thread until people learn the meaning of protest. These guys? Ha. They wouldn't have lasted one minute on N30. No more posts by me until you all get it together.
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Nov 7, 2015 23:10
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Insist on calling it "The Penis Movie"
lol
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Nov 9, 2015 07:18
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forgot the actuall peanuts,
children ate salt.
movie was like a bowl of jello
it was good
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Nov 9, 2015 08:56
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serious question, is there something about the peanuts movie that has people wanting to protest it? is this a current event?
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Nov 9, 2015 19:48
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serious question, is there something about the peanuts movie that has people wanting to protest it? is this a current event?
imo it's only a matter of time before someone schulz up a theater
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Nov 9, 2015 20:00
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- Scaly Haylie
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imo it's only a matter of time before someone schulz up a theater
good grief
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A man who is deathly allergic to peanuts lays on a table with his mouth open. Every hour the movie is still running, the peanut is lowered 1cm closer to his mouth. "It's symbolic" explains the man in an interview on day 3. "It's not a pun at all. We're not clowns, here."
imo it's only a matter of time before someone schulz up a theater
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