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precision

by VideoGames
"Stuffing the turkey" - for use when you are doing work that is kind of gross or annoying but that will pay off later
"Left some cookies out for Santa" - code for "the guy that sold me weed pinched"

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Is pinched good or bad?

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Missing a few cookies from the jar
Looks like not all his reindeers are pulling the sleigh
Looks like the toy factory doesn't comply with all the labor laws
Missing a few candles from the tree
Not the frostiest snowman in the yard

precision

by VideoGames

DeepQantas posted:

Not the frostiest snowman in the yard

ahahaha i like this one XD

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big black turnout



"That's a-maize-ing!" - p self explanatory imo
"Really canned the cranberries" - to make something that should be good... bad

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
putting up a tree without lights
putting the lights on the christmas tree

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google THIS

he's got a broken bulb and he's one of those newfangled strands where if one bulb breaks only a third of it goes out instead of the whole thing, but when you think about it that's not remarkably better

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
oh poo poo! he got his stocking stuffed

Afro Doug

"i saw mommy kissing santa clase" - yeah i bet that could be something really funny... yeah im feeling it now got a real crass joke for everybody... here it comes!!! wait. okay time out, ill get bact to you

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Afro Doug posted:

"i saw mommy kissing santa clase" - yeah i bet that could be something really funny... yeah im feeling it now got a real crass joke for everybody... here it comes!!! wait. okay time out, ill get bact to you

I think it's more a metaphor for mom and dad being Santa Claus

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


holiday cheer = dabs

platonicbackrub

April Crangs Day, Crangsgiving, Merry Crangmas

fuck. marry. t-rex

DeepQantas posted:

Is pinched good or bad?

Bad

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
pinch a loaf of pumkin bread

Manifisto


♬♫♪sing a song of sixpence
pocket full of dabs
pinch a loaf of pumpkin bread
and feed it to the crabs
♬♫♪


ty nesamdoom!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Gonna Charlie Brown the poo poo outta this Christmas

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

precision posted:

"Stuffing the turkey" - for use when you are doing work that is kind of gross or annoying but that will pay off later


great this one is in my head forever

my chestnuts are really roasted

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