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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Are these cookies from 7-11

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I forgot this guy was running, it's just him, Trump and Hillary going after the republican nomination right?

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Pinterest Mom posted:

Are these cookies from 7-11

goddamn I forgot about this gem

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
I have a friend who makes electronica music and I really want to conscript him into making Lemon/Wet/Good. sure it's 4+ years too late but still

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i liked when obama explained to him why our 21st century navy is not a 19th century navy

I liked when Obama had to explain that the army was okay with not having a ton of bayonets anymore

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Pinterest Mom posted:

Are these cookies from 7-11

Are you French-Canadian?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Full Battle Rattle posted:

I liked when Obama had to explain that the army was okay with not having a ton of bayonets anymore

Why is Obama against bayonetting terrorists?

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

My Imaginary GF posted:

Why is Obama against bayonetting terrorists?

More efficient to just drone strike them and whoever else is around them.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Full Battle Rattle posted:

I liked when Obama had to explain that the army was okay with not having a ton of bayonets anymore

I liked all my former Marine friends melting down on Facebook because "WE STILL DO BAYONET TRAINING OORAH SEMPER FI DEVIL DOG!!!!"

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

sullat posted:

More efficient to just drone strike them and whoever else is around them.

Efficiency has its place; drones just don't have the style of bayonetting, though.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

My Imaginary GF posted:

Efficiency has its place; drones just don't have the style of bayonetting, though.

Lookit this Frenchman, obsessed with style and the bayonet. Here in America, we solve problems with technology and a little help from our friends in the aerospace industry.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer has issued a correction as of 01:39 on Jan 23, 2016

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Wolf Blitzer: I'm Wolf Blitzer and, yes, that's my real name

Willard Mitt Romney: I'm Mitt Romney—and, yes, Wolf, that's also my first name.

it stands for motorized intelligent technodrome ter-it's a human's name.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

My Imaginary GF posted:

Efficiency has its place; drones just don't have the style of bayonetting, though.

Just think how much more precise Drones would be if they could just swoop down and bayonet a guy

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

paranoid randroid posted:

every night i sacrifice a black ram to the gods of the howling underworld in hopes that mitt romney will return to us

I'm more than a month late but I don't care. You are a horrible, horrible person. Literally the worst. I hope the black rams are resurrected and sacrifice YOU.

My company was the Romney campaign's MSP in 2012. Only the Execs and salespeople want to go through that again (I am not an exec or salesman).

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Feral_Shofixti posted:

I'm more than a month late but I don't care. You are a horrible, horrible person. Literally the worst. I hope the black rams are resurrected and sacrifice YOU.

My company was the Romney campaign's MSP in 2012. Only the Execs and salespeople want to go through that again (I am not an exec or salesman).

this one lacks faith. to the chamber of repentance with him.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Feral_Shofixti posted:

I'm more than a month late but I don't care. You are a horrible, horrible person. Literally the worst. I hope the black rams are resurrected and sacrifice YOU.

My company was the Romney campaign's MSP in 2012. Only the Execs and salespeople want to go through that again (I am not an exec or salesman).

share some horror stories with us. how many blackberry enterprise servers did you have to wrangle for r-money's team of olds

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Feral_Shofixti posted:

I'm more than a month late but I don't care. You are a horrible, horrible person. Literally the worst. I hope the black rams are resurrected and sacrifice YOU.

My company was the Romney campaign's MSP in 2012. Only the Execs and salespeople want to go through that again (I am not an exec or salesman).

Did you get paid?

As Romney knows, you don't get rich by paying everyone who does work for you.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

My Imaginary GF posted:

Did you get paid?

As Romney knows, you don't get rich by paying everyone who does work for you.

As much as I would have if we had not been his MSP.

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro

My Imaginary GF posted:

Efficiency has its place; drones just don't have the style of bayonetting, though.

the drone is a mad thing, only the bayonet knows what it is about

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.

Digiwizzard posted:

the drone is a mad thing, only the bayonet knows what it is about
My Imaginary Perfect Career
My Imaginary Toy Forces

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

stephenfry posted:

My Imaginary Perfect Career
My Imaginary Toy Forces

Tin soldiers and Mitt's coming
He's finally on his way

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Nate won't let the dream die :unsmith:
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/692444506948501504

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
From last election cycle:



















and of course



Baby it's cold outside.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

For someone who's openly gay Nate sure knows when to shove a pair of tits into something don't he.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
It's not tits I'm thinking of shoving in.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
:siren: MITT ROMNEY TO TALK ABOUT THE GOP PRIMARY RACE TOMORROW :siren:

:mitt:

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



skaboomizzy posted:

:siren: MITT ROMNEY TO TALK ABOUT THE GOP PRIMARY RACE TOMORROW :siren:

:mitt:

Yes. Yesssssssssssss

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Can't Eat the Mitt

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Kurtofan posted:

Can't Eat the Mitt

Can't poo poo the Mitt

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Is the death rally really happening?

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Bro Dad posted:

Is the death rally really happening?

Yes, only it's the Trump death rally.

It's going to be huge.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Only when Trump stands over the smoldering remains of the careers of every GOPe member will primary season truly be over

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Can't Quit the Mitt

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
What's the time?

ROMNEY TIME

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Mitt told the unfettered id of the GOP base to put down the giant bag of candy and eat its kale salad.

This will definitely work.

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Bloody Queef
Mar 23, 2012

by zen death robot

skaboomizzy posted:

Mitt told the unfettered id of the GOP base to put down the giant bag of candy and eat its kale salad.

This will definitely work.

Yeah, I was really hoping he'd announce that he's running.

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