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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Best ASCII Art
 
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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
 Doesn't need to be complicated. I'm going with

pre:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warning: There are some trapped ascii arts that will explode with a probert if you post them. Do you have the balls to post ascii art itt and risk a sixer?

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
pre:
Lara Croft

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          ,"________________ ,"  ,"
         /   /  /| /) /|    /  ,"
        /   /_ /"|/\ /"|   / ,"
       /_________________ /."

             A Magnificent Bust

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 06:10
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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
pre:
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( o.o )
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* # ? Nov 20, 2015 12:21
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jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Smythe posted:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
that's not ascii that's unicode op

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 12:22
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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
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* # ? Nov 20, 2015 14:04
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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
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* # ? Nov 20, 2015 14:07
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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'
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* # ? Nov 20, 2015 14:12
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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
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* # ? Nov 20, 2015 14:15
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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

 (.).)

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 14:21
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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
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pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
))<>((

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 19:26
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Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
s( `-')z

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 19:31
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yellow borders
Jan 7, 2010
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* # ? Nov 20, 2015 19:38
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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 19:43
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N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker

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8=====D

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 20:10
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moonshine is......
Feb 21, 2007
code:
You score 255 points!!!
 -- --   /-|    <---Yospos
-- -    /  |   O  |        __--(VRROOOOOOOOOOM!@!!!!)
 - - --/---|-\||-o|--------\            __--(Ooh, a lucky penny!
-- - |  /--\  \-\_|Je/--\ep|__    ___O    Wait a sec, this is a...)
     --|    |-------|    |-___|  /\ \
        \__/         \__/       /  \ o<-[Canadian penny glued down]
                                  ^--Mods

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 21:04
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Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?
code:
/*  
 *    oooOOOOOOOOOOO"                         - one mantrain loaded with PWNAGE!
 *    o   ____            ::::::::::::::::::::  :::::::::::::::::  __|-----|__
 *    Y_,_|[]| --++++++   | WHiTEHATS GETTiN |  | iT UP THE rear end |  |  [] []  | - since 2001
 *    {|_|_|__|;|______|;;|__________________|;;|_______________|;;|_________|;
 *          /oo--OOoo      oo   oo oo      oo    oo oo  oo oo oo    oo     oo
 *        +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
 * :MANTRAiN: pRouDLy PeRVeRZeDLy pReSeNTz ... DeFeNeStRaTe.C!@#
 *            - PART OF PROJECT zER/oDAYs - MAiNTRAiNING MANFRAMEZ 2 OuTAPT THE CHiNESE
 * z/OS OMVS local exploit for APF authorized load module IOELMD10 8===D APF 4 APT 8===D
 *
 */

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 21:11
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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
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* # ? Nov 20, 2015 21:24
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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Fuzzy Mammal posted:



jacking off to this in the office shitter rn

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 21:48
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buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

jacking off to this in the office shitter rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8PI6ILaX5U

Still Hot

* # ? Nov 20, 2015 21:55
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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

jacking off to this in the office shitter rn
* # ? Nov 20, 2015 23:25
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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

pre:
Lara Croft

                  __   ____
                /   '~'   ) \
               / _(__  (__   \_
              / /(/  )) ) (\ \ \
             ( / (   (     )\ ) )
             )//"-_  )_.-"\ (    \
             )|-._     _.-- )( \ (
            (/){c)\| /"c)"7 )|\  )
             )|"""'| `"""" ( |  /_)
            ( |    --       ,/ / -_)
              \    __      / ." \ -_)
               \  /--\    //(   ( -_)
                \ `--'   //     ( -_)
                 \____.-" |     ( -_)
                   |      |    ( -_)
                   |      |   ( -_)
                   |      |  ( -_)
        _________-"\     / "-(_-_)___
       /                              \
      /                                \
      \                              __ \
       \     /             /        /   |
       /    /      /      /        /   /
      /     \____ /_____.'         \__/
     |                             /
     |                        |   /
     |          __            |  /
     \           __           /_"
      \          _           /
       '._______/ \________.'
                   ,      ,
                ___(      )_______
              ,"   (      )      ,|
            ,"     '-.__.-'    ," | jjs
          ,"________________ ,"  ,"
         /   /  /| /) /|    /  ,"
        /   /_ /"|/\ /"|   / ,"
       /_________________ /."

             A Magnificent Bust

opened up this thread in the work this morningon my phone, got the horna nd had toshut the thread

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my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
code:
 _______
< chome >
 -------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
pre:
  /\_/\
=( °w° )=
  )   (  //
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