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Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

echinopsis posted:

jumping of the shark as far as my marriage goes

lol

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Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
may your sex be short and sweaty, and your marriage long and happy echopen

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
cheese bro,

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

echinopsis posted:

um i trim and or shave all of those areas friend

in fact I just got a in shower body trimmer the other day. its nice. nice and close. trim everywhere and shave on the sack. a good combo

how do you shave the sack

do you like smash it flat against a counter or stretch it over a doorknob or what

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
echi you horrible bastard











airbnb sux

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how do you shave the sack

do you like smash it flat against a counter or stretch it over a doorknob or what

just use a normal safety razor, its actually surprisingly hard to actually cut yourself

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how do you shave the sack

do you like smash it flat against a counter or stretch it over a doorknob or what

I think you could probably find videos of this

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how do you shave the sack

do you like smash it flat against a counter or stretch it over a doorknob or what
ew no. just stretch it a little bit w/ ur hands, dummy

everyone knows that doorknobs are for wrapping your entire foreskin around

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bobbilljim posted:

echi you horrible bastard











airbnb sux

um ive earned an extra $1200 or so this month. reminds me how this "sux"

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
echniopoxnes would you let me work on your farm?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

echniopoxnes would you let me work on your farm?

the pube farm

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

um ive earned an extra $1200 or so this month. reminds me how this "sux"

its too 'disruptive' and 'sharing economy' which is very uncool in teh pos and also sum1 died on a swign at an airbnb in teh us.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

echniopoxnes would you let me work on your pharm?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

echniopoxnes would you let me work on your farm?

thats AMC. i run an illegal hotel. he's the one who is a farmer

tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

how are the neighbors coping?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
everyone is nz is a farmer

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

The Management posted:

everyone is nz is a farmer

yeah but that's just a technicality, it's how you get your harem of sheep, you have to register as a farmer first

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
did you charge them more for the hidden cam, or more to turn it off?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
FACT: Citizens in NZ are not allowed to legally gently caress sheep (as their heritage and such require) unless registered officially as a farmer. This is why all of NZ is comprised of farmers.

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

Sniep posted:

FACT: Citizens in NZ are not allowed to legally gently caress sheep (as their heritage and such require) unless registered officially as a farmer. This is why all of NZ is comprised of farmers.

since it's been 30 minutes and no nz person has refuted this, I accept it as true

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
In my neighborhood, there's an illegal airbnb. The HOA people call it The Hoochiemama Hotel, lol.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Peanut and the Gang posted:

In my neighborhood, there's an illegal airbnb. The HOA people call it The Hoochiemama Hotel, lol.

I fully support illegal airbnbs in the specific situation where they're actively pissing off HOAs

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