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circ dick soleil posted:all of them 
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i think "how many women have you made queef" is a better question since any idiot can give a woman an orgasm and queefing is a much better indicator of sex prowess
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Nov 28, 2015 21:11
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wiffle ball bat posted:i think "how many women have you made queef" is a better question since any idiot can give a woman an orgasm and queefing is a much better indicator of sex prowess That's just air pockets because your dick ain't big enough to fill her up.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:14
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1, maybe 2. I don't know.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:14
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That's just air pockets because your dick ain't big enough to fill her up.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:16
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That's just air pockets because your dick ain't big enough to fill her up. that's just what small dick dudes tell themselves when they realize they've never made a lady queef. you can't pump air into the pockets without an airtight seal and deep penetration, tard dick.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:25
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The air packets of women could probably be a whole other thread
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Nov 28, 2015 21:26
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Happy to say none. All women are whores. HTH OP.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:26
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all of them
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Nov 28, 2015 21:26
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lmao buncha virgins in this thread
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Nov 28, 2015 21:26
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the female orgasm is a myth its just another form of menstrual hysteria
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Nov 28, 2015 21:30
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Over 9000 and all at the same time
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Nov 28, 2015 21:31
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wiffle ball bat posted:lmao buncha virgins in this thread It's you
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Nov 28, 2015 21:34
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AEMINAL posted:It's you i still have pussy crust on my dong cuz i havent showered since i last put the queefin' on a lady, namely your mom
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Nov 28, 2015 21:35
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I've made hundreds of thousands women cum, easily, because I'm an erotic author.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:35
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wiffle ball bat posted:i still have pussy crust on my dong cuz i havent showered since i last put the queefin' on a lady, namely your mom Please, and this goes for all goons too, please shower every day.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:37
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EngineerSean posted:I've made hundreds of thousands women cum, easily, because I'm an erotic author. does this have practical applications in the bourdior, is your dirty talk of the highest calibre?
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Nov 28, 2015 21:38
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Turns owt a lot of goons have had sex with femals. Who would have think__?
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Nov 28, 2015 21:38
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Please, and this goes for all goons too, please shower every day. how am i supposed to cultivate a pleasing musk if i shower every day? it's like you didnt even think before you posted
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Nov 28, 2015 21:39
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never shower after sex, you unbelievable retards. that pussy stank you carry with you is money in the bank
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Nov 28, 2015 21:40
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Automatic Retard posted:every prostitute that ive ever hosed Same. If anything, they should be paying me.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:40
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Kuato posted:Same. If anything, they should be paying me. 100 women can take care of one man but 1 man can not take care of 100 women
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Nov 28, 2015 21:46
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wiffle ball bat posted:does this have practical applications in the bourdior, is your dirty talk of the highest calibre? I try my best but coming up with sexiness on the fly is way harder than getting my words down on the screen.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:50
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:I don't deal with men who don't have platinum. How u supposed 2 buy me plat when u can't fund ur own? Smh.... fat ugly oval office i didnt even actually wanna send you a picture of my tiny goony dick
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Nov 28, 2015 21:53
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Gay, but when I walk around I hear panties shedding from impromptu kegels all around me. I did make a guy blow thousand island out of his rear end once.
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Nov 28, 2015 22:00
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if your bull makes her cum does that count?
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Nov 28, 2015 22:24
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AEMINAL posted:Turns owt a lot of goons have had sex with femals. Who would have think__? only cos I gave them money. poo poo were they just saying i was the best because they thought thats what i was paying them to say? oh  
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Nov 28, 2015 22:54
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none because i only have sex with men.
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Nov 28, 2015 22:58
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I've made cum in all of them.
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Nov 28, 2015 23:16
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Lasher posted:A girl once said I was the second best she'd had so it makes me think it was a more genuine compliment. Unless she's only had sex with two people
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Nov 28, 2015 23:28
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criscodisco posted:I did make a guy blow thousand island out of his rear end once. Going to need you to tell this story.
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Nov 28, 2015 23:36
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Ben Smash posted:Going to need you to tell this story. Trying to be sexy while eating a Big Mac went terribly wrong. Also, no matter what South Park says, you can't eat that way.
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Nov 28, 2015 23:47
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criscodisco posted:Trying to be sexy while eating a Big Mac went terribly wrong. Also, no matter what South Park says, you can't eat that way. rectal feeding is 100% legit
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Nov 28, 2015 23:50
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Jose Mengelez posted:the female orgasm is a myth its just another form of menstrual hysteria
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Nov 28, 2015 23:58
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wiffle ball bat posted:rectal feeding is 100% legit only if you are cramming extacy tablets into each others gay arses
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Nov 29, 2015 00:48
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I don't care if they cum, as long as I cum.
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Nov 29, 2015 00:52
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she's got 3 songs if it's not happening in ten minutes, it's not happening i've got poo poo to do in the morning.
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Nov 29, 2015 00:55
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huskarl_marx posted:fat ugly oval office i didnt even actually wanna send you a picture of my tiny goony dick It's unfortunate how males immediately turn 2 abuse and misogyny at any perceived slight from a womyn. I hope u gain greater control of ur volatile emotions in the future $$$
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I'd say I'm running in the upper 80% range somewhere as far as women. It's much lower with % of times sex was had because my current gf is very difficult.
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