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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
Lifehack: if the air con is too cold, pour a big mug of hot water from the boiler and put it in front of you at your desk. Hell, pour out 2 if its extra cold

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
pity bump

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

the svp's assistant up on 33 has the best candy bowl

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Take up smoking to enjoy a break every few minutes

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Take up vaping if your want the above + not have to speak to anyone

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

drink the free coffee throughout the day to stay regular, and have epic 20 minute shits every few hours. another good way to get a break

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

bobbilljim posted:

Lifehack: if the air con is too cold, pour a big mug of hot water from the boiler and put it in front of you at your desk. Hell, pour out 2 if its extra cold

This doesn't work with cold water, FYI.

yard salad posted:

drink the free coffee throughout the day to stay regular, and have epic 20 minute shits every few hours. another good way to get a break

Nate Dogg's advice for smoking weed applies to making GBS threads on the clock: do it every day.

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

yard salad posted:

drink the free coffee throughout the day to stay regular, and have epic 20 minute shits every few hours. another good way to get a break

i don't like the toilet seats

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
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exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

suffix posted:

i don't like the toilet seats

Make a lil nest for your rear end out of toilet paper. Don't worry if it backs up, that's someone else's job to clean

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Typical Yosposter
Mar 30, 2015
get banned op so maybe u can keep ur lovely job and not get fired cuz u post all day. there some good life hax

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