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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Edinburgh is for posh twats. Heriot Watt for life. You can do an alcohol brewing and distilling degree there

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

While I agree he's not bursting into a cot while rock solid, I think we should let his target speak for herself:


http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/dec/31/labour-mp-simon-danczuk-suspended-over-explicit-text-message-allegations

Feels a little like taking advantage of a position of trust to me, which is creepy in its own right.

She was taken advantage of, no doubt. It's just galling that the ones 'defending' her are The Sun, when it should be obvious that offering girls only a few months older the 'job'of getting their tits out for page three is only borderline less creepy than what Danczuk did.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

jabby posted:

She was taken advantage of, no doubt. It's just galling that the ones 'defending' her are The Sun, when it should be obvious that offering girls only a few months older the 'job'of getting their tits out for page three is only borderline less creepy than what Danczuk did.

Oh don't get me wrong, I regularly pray to Satan that the Sun offices burst into nuclear hellfire with the worst of their lot in the purifying flame. I just consider Danzuck as part of that particular breed of parasite who can burn.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Tesseraction posted:

Oh don't get me wrong, I regularly pray to Satan that the Sun offices burst into nuclear hellfire with the worst of their lot in the purifying flame. I just consider Danzuck as part of that particular breed of parasite who can burn.

Talking of poo poo newspapers, the Guardian is currently down. Probably Jez the Tyrant DDOSing it himself.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pesmerga posted:

Talking of poo poo newspapers, the Guardian is currently down. Probably Jez the Tyrant DDOSing it himself.
Truly is the time for good news :toot:

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

The Saurus posted:

Edinburgh is for posh twats. Heriot Watt for life. You can do an alcohol brewing and distilling degree there

And end up working for one of the multinational drinks corporations most likely.

Campus universities are shite beyond first year which is why 2nd year+ HW students drank in Edinburgh unions and societies too.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Happy New Year UKMT.

Let's take a moment to look back at all the things that 2015 has brought us. :confuoot:



Phoneposting so I can't do a 2016 thread atm. I was hoping that Oboe would make one but that looks unlikely.

Pissflaps?

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Happy New Year comrades, may 2016 bring us a whole tonne of good poo poo and socialism rather than the crap of 2015.

And for the first time in 2016, remember, DCFADP.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Happy New UKMT, year. Or whatever.

May 2016 be better than 2015, not that that would exactly be a challenge.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
All I want for New Year's is full communism.

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009
Happy New Year, hope 2016 is good (or at least not too unbearably lovely) to us all.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
Happy new year UKMT. Here's to another year of everyone making GBS threads themselves over Jeremy Corbyn and let us never forget that David Cameron hosed a dead pig. He did.

cargohills
Apr 18, 2014

happy new year, commies

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008
May 2016 be better then May, 2015

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Here's hoping we at least get as much schadenfreude as bae of pigs and the sinking of the SS (supporter) danczuk

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

cargohills posted:

happy new year, commies

I'm not a commie

cargohills
Apr 18, 2014

I'll believe that when I see it pinko

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Happy new year, fellow UK goons (and proxy-UKers alike).
I promise hear-in that as long as my local has a steady supply of Polish lager, I will be able to cope with pretty much anything Tory shitemongers can concoct this year.

Chocolate Teapot
May 8, 2009
Happy New Year, UKMT

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Aside from Corbyn remaining and thriving as the leader of the Labour Party and ushering in a glorious new era of democractic socialism, my new years wish is people stop parroting the pathetic hearsay smear Ashcroft levied against Cameron with literally zero evidence. When there's a picture of Cameron loving a dead pig's head I'll laugh, untill then I'll cringe every time a leftist gleefully becomes invovled in an internal Tory Party power struggle because it suited them

Not a Twat
Oct 11, 2010

Oops you almost got away without your Diddy

A Steampunk Gent posted:

Aside from Corbyn remaining and thriving as the leader of the Labour Party and ushering in a glorious new era of democractic socialism, my new years wish is people stop parroting the pathetic hearsay smear Ashcroft levied against Cameron with literally zero evidence. When there's a picture of Cameron loving a dead pig's head I'll laugh, untill then I'll cringe every time a leftist gleefully becomes invovled in an internal Tory Party power struggle because it suited them

gently caress off, it's true.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Not a Twat posted:

gently caress off, it's true.

[citation needed]

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Human reason is unable to prove DCFADP true, but it is equally unable to prove it false, and as such the ground is clear to postulate DCFADP as an ethical necessity, like God, free will and the immortality of the soul.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
It really doesn't matter whether it actually happened, it's still true. Even if you don't really believe that David Cameron actually, specifically in this instance hosed a dead pig, David Cameron is obviously and self-evidently a pigfucker and you know it.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Although, I can see an upside to encouraging instability in the Conservatives.

kingturnip posted:

I promise hear-in that as long as my local has a steady supply of Polish lager, I will be able to cope with pretty much anything Tory shitemongers can concoct this year.

Just wait until someone finds some refugees hiding in a polish lager van, that should put an end to it

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
It happened in black mirror and Charlie Brooker is a dark and terrible accidental soothsayer, therefore dcfadp

Is there anything in that series that hasn't happened in real life yet? Put me down for a tenner on all that stuff happening in 2016.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
In Black Mirror it was a live pig, though.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

He had to censor it for TV, necrophilia was a bit much for the beeb. But he knew.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

big scary monsters posted:

In Black Mirror it was a live pig, though.

When he started.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Schrodinger's pig

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Thought I'd do something useful for once, so enjoy the new thread all!

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Good stuff. I think that rounds off this thread/year.

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