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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Blowing dust off an old electronic device. Uhhg got some in my nose...
Starting to watch Murder She Wrote on youtube. Dii dii du dii dii din dun. Din din dun. Din d... Actually, I need to vacuum anyway.
Putting mustard on your mashed potatoes. Oh noo! Hm, well it's not so bad, really.
Inviting your parents over. ... Oh good they're busy this weekend. Yea, yea, maybe some other time, mom.
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- Golden Gate Bride
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knife to meet you
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drat im itchy...*scratch that itch* wow, now im even more itchy!
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Dec 6, 2015 19:20
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knife to meet you
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eating a syanide capsule
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Dec 6, 2015 19:22
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checking your watch, but not really absorbing the information of what time it is
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Dec 6, 2015 22:58
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bumping your funny bone on the table
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Dec 6, 2015 22:58
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Skydiving without a parachute.
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Dec 6, 2015 22:59
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Hitting the snooze button on an alarm clock
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Dec 6, 2015 23:18
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Switching the lights off in the wrong order on your way to bed
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Dec 6, 2015 23:21
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trying to fix a small typo in a text message, having trouble getting the cursor exactly where it needs to be, then giving up because it wasn't an embarrassing or confusing mistake anyway
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Dec 7, 2015 02:18
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Skydiving without a parachute.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Dec 7, 2015 15:56
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taking off a hat & your hair is bad. just put the hat back on close call there kiddo
 
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Dec 7, 2015 21:30
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Letting your pet monkey drive the car through the McDonalds drive-thru. All he ever gets are banana milkshakes.
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Dec 8, 2015 00:00
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- Piso Mojado
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Skydiving without a parachute.
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Dec 8, 2015 00:27
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by zen death robot
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instead i want to talk about decisions you make that haunt you for at least a few hours. i went to go raid an old broken camera for its batteries only to discover i plundered the batteries ages ago and forgot about it. gently caress you, past Me. as my fingers start to fade in and out of existence, going from solid to translucent to invisible, i start to scream "GODDAMN YOU, future M-
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Dec 8, 2015 00:59
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i regret making that post for the rest of the minute
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Dec 8, 2015 01:44
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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forgetting your food or drink in the kitchen when you sit back down at the computer
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Dec 8, 2015 04:11
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Using your phone-a-friend lifeline to call your fortune teller.
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Dec 8, 2015 05:12
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
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Using your phone-a-friend lifeline to call your fortune teller.
it worked for Reagan
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Dec 8, 2015 05:19
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- social vegan
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the length of his blonde goatee in that pic
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Dec 8, 2015 07:02
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regret for a lifetime
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Dec 8, 2015 07:03
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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i regret making that post for the rest of the minute
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Dec 8, 2015 10:28
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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Gonna make this post. Aw nope, not very funny.
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Dec 8, 2015 15:10
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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I just watched the Star Wars Holiday Special.
116 minutes.
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Dec 9, 2015 03:01
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- Pizzatime
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jacking off
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Dec 11, 2015 04:06
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- Tom Sellout
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$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
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waking up
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Dec 12, 2015 23:04
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
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significantly longer than a minute....
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Dec 12, 2015 23:09
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- Tom Sellout
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$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
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i sleep all day and all night with minute long intervals filled with regret hatred self-loathing and general malaise
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Dec 12, 2015 23:30
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- Adiabatic
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What have you assholes done now?
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closing the browser tabs after youre finished jacking off
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Dec 13, 2015 01:24
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- Adiabatic
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What have you assholes done now?
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in the same vein (heh) game loading screens that go black and you can see your reflection looking at you all tore up and greasy and youre all "what am i doing with my life" but then the game loads and you start catching pokemans again
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Dec 13, 2015 01:25
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- fema crisis actor
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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asking for a comedy probation
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Dec 13, 2015 01:27
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- google THIS
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stepping on one of those kids toys that plays an obnoxious song and there's no way to turn it off until it finishes
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Dec 13, 2015 01:54
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- Adbot
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May 2, 2024 08:56
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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stepping in a warm hairball
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