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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
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General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
SEO was really confusing for me because I never know who was using my work, and for what. I just had a client ID # on a writing marketplace site. I'm not entirely sure if Bangalore Escorts or Strawberry Girls were actually companies that existed at some point and now the spammers are stealing each other's spam and tweaking it slightly. Or if they were always just ways to get hits for hookers that don't really exist.

The internet is a strange place indeed

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

what is this writing marketplace exactly. it does sound a little awkward.

did they tell you they were a fetish place explicitly? cause otherwise they'd have to change their business plan a little based on your description.

one guess is they just wanted to be #1 on google for "sex tourism" and just sell ad space related to that.

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
It's called "TextBroker". There's a number of similar sites, though. A lot of the articles were just a keyword, a target length, some guidelines, and that's it. So it was probably one of those, where you have almost nothing to go on. So I just had fun with it. The less specific they are, it seems, the more they are just going to use it as spam and not as something actually useful to visitors. It was pretty profitable for a while though. Sure beats working retail, and pays a little better.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

wait did i just have an exchange with a racist

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

PleasureKevin posted:

wait did i just have an exchange with a racist

a racist furry

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

you need to be a diaper furry to be accepted by the top brass of this site

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

PleasureKevin posted:

you need to be a diaper furry to be accepted by the top brass of this site

when presented with the adage "poo poo or get off the pot", general_tofu thought outside the box

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
well he got off to a promising start by telling us he used to do SEO writing for an indian escort service

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
which is obviously a 100% lol worthy and not in any way disturbing or ethically compromised

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

vodkat posted:

disturbing or ethically compromised

it's 2016 dude... like, come on

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

millennials are sex-positive, and we're taking over the world

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

As a Millennial I posted:

millennials are sex-positive, and we're taking over the world

because ofc brothels in bangalore are know for being havens of liberating, forward thinking, feminist sexing :colbert:

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

what does the crossed arms emoticon mean, and why is it named "colbert"

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

it means you have aspergers

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


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Lipstick Apathy
SEO is something a google engineer does, everything else is fraud

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
Is it really immoral if it was a joke article for hookers that probably don't exist, and that there's no way to contact or visit? I don't think so honestly :colbert:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

millennials are sex-positive, and we're taking over the world

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

As a Millennial I posted:

what does the crossed arms emoticon mean, and why is it named "colbert"
it's basically a self-applied :smug: and it's called that because the same person bought :crossarms: at the same time and mixed up the forms for the names

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

General Tofu posted:

Is it really immoral if it was a joke article for hookers that probably don't exist, and that there's no way to contact or visit? I don't think so honestly :colbert:

you won't be missed

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

vodkat posted:

which is obviously a 100% lol worthy and not in any way disturbing or ethically compromised

gently caress off to your hugbox, faggoty ann

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

gently caress off to your hugbox, faggoty ann

careful you don't cut yourself on such edgy burns m8

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Sham bam bamina! posted:

it's basically a self-applied :smug: and it's called that because the same person bought :crossarms: at the same time and mixed up the forms for the names

thank you for answering my question honestly.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

graph posted:

the boolooscope is finely tuned

called it.

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Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


Sham bam bamina! posted:

it's basically a self-applied :smug: and it's called that because the same person bought :crossarms: at the same time and mixed up the forms for the names

lol

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