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why don't the amish use dial up / 56k for internets? you can't get porn that way so. and it's the ancient way to internet so it fits with their belief system. i guess the sticking point is electricity because that is the devil but you need it to make the internet work. so i guess maybe they could set up a lightning rod and pray a while and god will give them some juice. i mean i'm sure it's totally cool to internet if god sends you the electricity to internet. |
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the amish already have a way to travel the information superhighway but it's a little buggy |
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Jan 6, 2016 15:58
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google THIS posted:the amish already have a way to travel the information superhighway but it's a little buggy
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Jan 6, 2016 17:19
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:why don't the amish use dial up / 56k for internets? you can't get porn that way so. i'm sorry but JPEGs are a thing |
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Jan 6, 2016 17:22
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google THIS posted:the amish already have a way to travel the information superhighway but it's a little buggy niice. 
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Jan 6, 2016 17:25
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google THIS posted:the amish already have a way to travel the information superhighway but it's a little buggy oh baby. so good. what you did there. mmm. |
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Jan 6, 2016 17:36
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lmao. dumb rear end amish. i bet they think a firewall is a wall... of fire!! *A group of weathered Amish men surround me, carrying a considerable amount of lumber* h-hey lmao what are you guys do-- *In moments, they construct an extremely well-crafted house around me. A house... with no doors* -- pretty spooky, huh? I call it the Cask of Amishtillado
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Jan 6, 2016 18:22
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:why don't the amish use dial up / 56k for internets? you can't get porn that way so. and it's the ancient way to internet so it fits with their belief system. at its core, the amish way of life is more about striving for simplicity, and less about whether anything is evil so I could see an argument for primitive email or usenet/bbs, but certainly not the world wide web |
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Jan 6, 2016 19:01
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alnilam posted:at its core, the amish way of life is more about striving for simplicity, and less about whether anything is evil i think the amish could benefit from their own network, separated from the https://www. they could call it...amishnet. think of how all of the amish ladies could trade sewing and cooking recipes. and you could get shunned...electronically! but then some clever english hacker will hack into their amishnet and then steal all of the recipes and sewing tips and then the amish mafia will come and...oh god. |
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Jan 6, 2016 20:41
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Lizard Wizard posted:i'm sorry but JPEGs are a thing they're a really old thing, so is it amish friendly. |
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Jan 6, 2016 20:47
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tracert Tracing route to amishnet.net [yoderfarm.downtheroad.apiece] over a maximum of 30 hops: 1 <1 hour <1 hour <1 hour [Sam.Yoder] 35 minutes 19 minutes 29 minutes [Charlie.Yoder] 11 minutes 27 minutes 9 minutes [Yoder.Family ... ] 81 minutes 76 minutes 75 minutes [Mr and Mrs.Ezekial.Yoder] 84 minutes 91 minutes 87 minutes [Hezekiah Yoder] 76 minutes 112 minutes 76 minutes [buggyshop.yep] Trace complete. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 6, 2016 21:02
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Splatmaster posted:tracert |
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Jan 6, 2016 21:03
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Splatmaster posted:tracert |
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Jan 6, 2016 23:21
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main screen churn on we get pignal all your hays are belong to us |
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Jan 7, 2016 02:48
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Lutha Mahtin posted:main screen churn on someone set us up the balm |
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Jan 7, 2016 03:44
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Most annoying thing about the amish internet? That darned dancing baby! Martha! |
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Jan 7, 2016 03:59
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once a professor of mine tried to make a QuakerNet IRC joke and when no one got it, explained the history of both the quakers and QuakeNet IRC and I think that's when I realized that higher education is a joke
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*amish man looks menacingly at an old typewriter* "theres porn in there somewhere..."
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FutonForensic posted:once a professor of mine tried to make a QuakerNet IRC joke and when no one got it, explained the history of both the quakers and QuakeNet IRC and I think that's when I realized that higher education is a joke But is it a good joke |
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Luvcow posted:*amish man looks menacingly at an old typewriter* |
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