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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
$700 millyun dollarz! OMG!

Don't cry when you lose. Be happy. Hopefully nobody wins then we will see our first BILLYUN jackpot.

Oh wow, it's a tax on the poor and stupid. Hahahah so clever.

I'll buy the forums when I win cuz I am creative. Then I'll get hookers and blow. And tell my boss to gently caress himself. Oh and I'll hire a lawyer and set up a trust so no one will know that I won and I don't get harassed. Also, hay guyz, did you see this cool website that simulates how much $$$ you are going to waste? I don't play any more after seeing that.

Anyway. Power Ball is at $700 million. Drawing is on Saturday. Good luck.

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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

:gas:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Waltzing Along posted:

$700 millyun dollarz! OMG!

Don't cry when you lose. Be happy. Hopefully nobody wins then we will see our first BILLYUN jackpot.

Oh wow, it's a tax on the poor and stupid. Hahahah so clever.

I'll buy the forums when I win cuz I am creative. Then I'll get hookers and blow. And tell my boss to gently caress himself. Oh and I'll hire a lawyer and set up a trust so no one will know that I won and I don't get harassed. Also, hay guyz, did you see this cool website that simulates how much $$$ you are going to waste? I don't play any more after seeing that.

Anyway. Power Ball is at $700 million. Drawing is on Saturday. Good luck.

Nah, they are legally obligated to publish your name, dawg.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Germstore posted:

Nah, they are legally obligated to publish your name, dawg.

it varies by state. when I win I'm just going to mail the winning ticket to bernie sanders so he can claim it directly

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
When I win, I'm going to work naked and "gently caress you (followed by my boss' name)" written on my chest with my own poo poo.

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

The Goatfather posted:

it varies by state. when I win I'm just going to mail the winning ticket to bernie sanders so he can claim it directly

he'd reject that poo poo no question

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