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I was gonna start a gourmet unsucked dick bistro but then OP took a tour of the facility and now I'm all out of stock.
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Bar Buds N Suds It's a combination of a laundry mat and a bar.
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Jan 20, 2016 10:16
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Runefaust posted:Bar Meet America's newest millionaire
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You can just bring your own beer into a normal laundromat. Ive done it many times. Bring a dang bong whos gonna stop you?
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Jan 20, 2016 10:20
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Isaac posted:You can just bring your own beer into a normal laundromat. Ive done it many times. Bring a dang bong whos gonna stop you? I guess it would be frowned upon here...
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Jan 20, 2016 10:24
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Isaac posted:You can just bring your own beer into a normal laundromat. Ive done it many times. Bring a dang bong whos gonna stop you? But can you BUY beer there? gently caress, this idea would work wonders in Los Angeles or Portland.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I guess it would be frowned upon here... Polite members of the public see it and they just figure you are now the owner of rhe laundromat on account of your brazen attitude
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Jan 20, 2016 10:25
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Buy a sixpack up the street and drink and smoke and read the mormon pamphlets lying around everywhere
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DERAIL is it momons that have the Watchtower magazine. Whats the othrr one thats like mormons
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Jan 20, 2016 10:28
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its like hooters but with twinks
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Jan 20, 2016 10:29
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Isaac posted:DERAIL is it momons that have the Watchtower magazine. Whats the othrr one thats like mormons Jehova's Witnesses have the Watchtower. Mormons read Cyclist Magazine.
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Roundhouse Combination steakhouse/fighting arena where one customer's meal can be free if they can beat the restaurant champ for the night in a fight.
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Jan 20, 2016 10:33
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Are you american?
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Runefaust posted:Bar Would actually kickstart this. It sounds more sustainable then Buffalo Wild Wings or the most recent hipster burger joint (scam).
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Jan 20, 2016 10:39
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The Bowtie and Beard A hipster-themed restaurant with a lot of goofy quirky poo poo all over the place. Prices on the menu are listed in GameBoy cartridges, which can be looked at on their Amazon storefront. The menu consists of cut up menus from other restaurants that have been glued beneath a laminated sheet. When ordering, waitstaff that will compliment your choice but brag about how they've had a really awesome dish of it from another restaurant. Which restaurant was that? Oh, it's a little artisan place you've probably never heard of in Queens. They're closed now, but they got to be really good friends with the owners who invite him over every so often and they stay up all night playing vintage board games and cooking traditional old Prussian food.
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Microwaves Mom posted:Are you american? If you're AMerican I have some really good ideas but i'll only talk to an AMERICAN.
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Jan 20, 2016 10:46
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ITS LIKE HOOTERS BUT WITH TWINKS
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numberoneposter posted:ITS LIKE HOOTERS BUT WITH TWINKS You could call it Twinkies.
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a hawaiian restaurant where they seat u individually with a stranger and u play jokenpo and the winner gets served a plate of fried egg covered steak smothered in portagee sausage gravy on a bed of rice and the loser has to either pay for the winners meal or stand there during the meal and gently caress the crease between two loaves of spam
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whoflungpoop posted:half price meals when u eat them without using utensils or hands I think this has traction, the more you degrade yourself the cheaper your meal becomes. No meal can go below cost price to avoid a loss of profits. You could arrange for performance artists to eat meals in super weird ways, like a contortionist who has to eat the food from their butt while people spray dust in their face ($5 a spray!) and this will also give the place some artistic credibility.
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