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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=h...t2=&authorName=

pro click snipe

:synpa:

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
dmx would have words with all the people who post "I'm gay". how you gonna explain fuckin a man?

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Ya'll been haggling long enough now, stop being greedy
Just keep it real partner, I'll sell it to the needy
Shoppers buying, so don't make me wait
gently caress around and they gon' snatch this antique plate

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
x did give it to me back in 2002 but i really dont like talking about plus i think the statute of limitations has run out

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Cuckoo posted:

Ya'll been haggling long enough now, stop being greedy
Just keep it real partner, I'll sell it to the needy
Shoppers buying, so don't make me wait
gently caress around and they gon' snatch this antique plate

I would only ever buy things from this yard sale

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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I have a feeling DMX's yard sale would be a hell of a place to score some off brand jewelry and Motocross paraphernalia.

Also, my favorite DMX moment

http://kottke.org/08/03/dmx-hasnt-heard-of-barack-obama

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Still waiting for it... Any day now. Any day...

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Booblord Zagats posted:

If I gotsta bring it to you shoppers then it's gonna be quick, aight
All you who neva been to a yard sale before, take your pick
And all them antiquin cats you run with, get done with, done quick
How the gently caress you gonna lowball me on bum poo poo? Aight
There go the register click, nine percent off all this poo poo
Come over and see some VHS poo poo, it's goin to the first bid
Y'all shoppers remind me of a Sam's club, cause everytime
You buy some furniture, it's like (what) I just gotta borrow my brother's truck

:vince:

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
Stop. Drop. Find a reputable loan cosigner. Open up shop.

That's how a fiscally responsible Ruff Ryder rolls.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Just got a box from USPS with a return address of "Wherever the hood at"



It would appear X finally delivered to me. A copy of Quickbooks Payroll, an extension cord and a broken floppy disk.

Someone please start a kickstarter to pay X's trash bill so they'll do curbside pick up for him again

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPXWZxtDooY

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

lmao wtf

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tZ3-a7lCAU

stop

drop

click a mouse, open amazon, shop

ho

Novo fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Jan 22, 2016

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

holy poo poo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
https://twitter.com/FreshOffABC/status/686246147246141444

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
gently caress wut u herd

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Ja'rule would kick dmxs rear end

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
One day I wanna take DMX to a pet store so that he can figure out where all da dawgs at

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
Is DMX still looking for the hood, or did he find it?

pretty good aggro deck
Dec 31, 2007

Extinct!
X shows no love for homo thugs so that's why he didn't give it to you OP

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



He gave me an Xbox One.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Malf posted:

X shows no love for homo thugs so that's why he didn't give it to you OP

You're a rude dude who can be pretty crude, but I respect your gumption

NBC Nightly Newt
May 11, 2013
The big question is why do X do what X do?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Your Porno Pal posted:

The big question is why do X do what X do?

Compulsive behavior disorders

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Booblord Zagats posted:

If I gotsta bring it to you shoppers then it's gonna be quick, aight
All you who neva been to a yard sale before, take your pick
And all them antiquin cats you run with, get done with, done quick
How the gently caress you gonna lowball me on bum poo poo? Aight
There go the register click, nine percent off all this poo poo
Come over and see some VHS poo poo, it's goin to the first bid
Y'all shoppers remind me of a Sam's club, cause everytime
You buy some furniture, it's like (what) I just gotta borrow my brother's truck

And I don't know who the gently caress you think you hagglin with
But I'm not him, aight Slim? So watch how low you ball
Or you gon' find yourself, watchin someone else buy it at sticker
And we all thought you knew what it's worth
But you thought you knew that bargain jujitsu, or maybe
They just sayin that, now cause ebay's havin issues
poo poo even Wal Mart gonna to diss you
That's why you layin on your back, lookin at craigslist for research
Preacher tellin the truth and it hurts

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