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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I'm sure you guys have all heard of Virtual Reality and how it's about to change everything you know about anything. It's true.

Palmer Luckey, the founder of Oculus, started a kickstarter campaign back in 2012 which exceeded their wildest expectations, getting 2.4 million worth of pledges with a $25 goal.

Almost everybody who tried Virtual Reality was impressed. This included

Mark Zuckerburg , the sometimes hated founder and creator of Facebook. After trying Virtual Reality, Mark Zuckerburg was so impressed he decided to buy Virtual Reality for 10 shares of Facebook stock and free Mcdonalds for 2 years.

While they had a good relationship in the past, once Mark Zuckerburg purchased Virtual Reality,

Gabe Newell, founder and saviour of PC video gaming after realizing that perhaps he had been wrong all along and people actually enjoy playing games instead of just buying them.

Realizing his mistake, Gabe Newell decided to make a shady back room deal with

HTC, an advanced successful Japanese company from the future who managed to transform the original Xbox gaming console into the size of a timg.



This leaves us with where the Virtual Reality Scene™ is today, and how it might change your life.

1. Porn. Let's get this out of the way because that is probably what it's going to be used for most.
:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZqJMtK4Z9M:nws:

2. Video Games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karPYs22ACc

That's about all I can think of. Hope this thread has been enlightening and you too can can participate in the future if you have the $4000USD to purchase a headset.



















































Are you ready for this?

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Jan 29, 2016

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Sounds good to me

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they are gonna change the world by providing a slightly different way to watch porn and play video games

www
Aug 4, 2010

i honestly cant wait for VR porn, ill probably enjoy it so much it should be illegal

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Turn 'The Void' into a VR game and combine soft-core porn with gaming.

e: Maybe VR celebrity life should be a thing, and VR jobs. Essentially VR life should be a thing because our lovely brains won't really know the difference after a while.

TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Jan 29, 2016

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
lol wait til u strap on a headset and the roxy raye teledildonics syncs up to the video you will think you were actually getting ur knob slobbed

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I can't wait to have to explain to my girlfriend that I need this super expensive VR set so that I can play video games and POV doggystyle Brooke Wylde

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

i don't understand vr porn, i like keepin the porn ladies all locked up tiny little windows

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

chaosbreather posted:

i don't understand vr porn, i like keepin the porn ladies all locked up tiny little windows

:madmax:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Skimmed through the video about porn.

It looks like he has never had sex before because he is confused and shocked by women, and he doesn't realize they're actually not there as he stands back and leans back in fear of touching them.

In other words.

This kids a virgin retard and i have no desire to get VR.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

the porn isn't really VR, the porn industry just wants to join in on the hype train

it's just stereoscopic "3d" video with a wider field of view than normal. You can't turn your head or walk around the scene or any of the cool stuff you expect from cyberspace

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



op's mom gave me a lucky palmer in reality reality ln

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
The porn is gonna be REALLY good.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

virtual reality can suck my dick

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

error1 posted:

the porn isn't really VR, the porn industry just wants to join in on the hype train

it's just stereoscopic "3d" video with a wider field of view than normal. You can't turn your head or walk around the scene or any of the cool stuff you expect from cyberspace

if i cant feel her pussy / rear end in a top hat / tits / mouth and do what i want when i want then it aint good enough.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Microwaves Mom posted:

Skimmed through the video about porn.

It looks like he has never had sex before because he is confused and shocked by women, and he doesn't realize they're actually not there as he stands back and leans back in fear of touching them.

In other words.

This kids a virgin retard and i have no desire to get VR.

I got the impression that the dude's too gay to function so he was, 'lol boobs, gross.'

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Microwaves Mom posted:

Skimmed through the video about porn.

It looks like he has never had sex before because he is confused and shocked by women, and he doesn't realize they're actually not there as he stands back and leans back in fear of touching them.

In other words.

This kids a virgin retard and i have no desire to get VR.

he's trying too hard to not look like a porn creep I guess

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

chaosbreather posted:

i don't understand vr porn, i like keepin the porn ladies all locked up tiny little windows

you're able to navigate the porn scene but for some reason the camera remains locked on the dude's flapping balls.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Lamebot posted:

you're able to navigate the porn scene but for some reason the camera remains locked on the dude's flapping balls.

guess you found my porn stash

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szzVlQ653as

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
There's a company that's 3d scanning and fully rigging porn stars. I guess in theory you trade some realism for more flexibility.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I just heard 2 guys on shark tank just BLEW everyone's MIND!

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
VR porn is pretty loving cool

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

error1 posted:

the porn isn't really VR, the porn industry just wants to join in on the hype train

it's just stereoscopic "3d" video with a wider field of view than normal. You can't turn your head or walk around the scene or any of the cool stuff you expect from cyberspace

i would get up and walk out the door because my fetish is rejecting beautiful women who want me.

take that allie

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I no poo poo bought a retarded rig to play VR games on and I did so free of shame :colbert:

CaptainAssholay
May 23, 2001

Don't Think
I really hope the advent of bigtime VR is good because I like videogames and masturbating to porn like a good goon should.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot

Microwaves Mom posted:

if i cant feel her pussy / rear end in a top hat / tits / mouth and do what i want when i want then it aint good enough.

i agree the tech just isn't quite where I want it yet

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Looking forward to using a VR headset to watch movies in virtual theater that looks just like my living room only with better art on the walls and less trash everywhere

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

LegoPirateNinja posted:

i would get up and walk out the door because my fetish is rejecting beautiful women who want me.

take that allie

man, why dont you fetishize something that is remotely possible. like unbirthing!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Microwaves Mom posted:

Skimmed through the video about porn.

It looks like he has never had sex before because he is confused and shocked by women, and he doesn't realize they're actually not there as he stands back and leans back in fear of touching them.

In other words.

This kids a virgin retard and i have no desire to get VR.

im a virgin retard where can i get my vr set

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

Fojar38 posted:

im a virgin retard where can i get my vr set

https://www.somethingawful.com

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008
I just hope I wont get motion sick from it. That's not my fetish at all

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

Arian_Samurai posted:

Looking forward to using a VR headset to watch movies in virtual theater that looks just like my living room only with better art on the walls and less trash everywhere

I basically only want a VR headset so that I can use it as a home theater, I think that is a good use for it!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I own the Samsung VR headset, I'm not going to lie it is pretty fun, worth $100, would buy again.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Movies won't really be a good experience until headsets have 8k panels at a minimum. With the movie taking up a 40 degree FOV you get basically VHS resolution. With 80 degree FOV you get up to DVD resolution, but that's like sitting in the fifth row of a theater.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Arian_Samurai posted:

Looking forward to using a VR headset to watch movies in virtual theater that looks just like my living room only with better art on the walls and less trash everywhere

This is the Netflix VR app:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
lol if that's not what your living room actually looks like

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

THE FUTURE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE6GtnAXQSs&t=205s

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