Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
What is the most cute?
Sea Otter
River Otter
Dachshund
Goku Pants
View Results
 
  • Locked thread
big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I otter vote this a 1 but it has a checkbox poll so I'd like to give OP my wiener

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Wafflz posted:

I otter vote this a 1 but it has a checkbox poll so I'd like to give OP my wiener

I vote your post a 1, ya bozo!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

OctoberBlues posted:

I vote your post a 1, ya bozo!

this isn't the forums enemy thread friend, chill

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

OctoberBlues posted:

I've made a list for people who said weiner dogs - preparing the sarin gas now.

counterpoint weiner dogs lead to this:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Is that a pit wiener or a wiener bull? I think pit wiener is better.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Wafflz posted:

Is that a pit wiener or a wiener bull? I think pit wiener is better.

its justice friend, justice. The fate of all pitbulls.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
"Pit weiner" was my high school nickname

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Microwaves Mom posted:

counterpoint weiner dogs lead to this:



i went to middle school with a kid just like this.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Microwaves Mom posted:

its justice friend, justice. The fate of all pitbulls.

In my experience dogs are even more susceptible than people to short man's syndrome so a pit wiener is probably extra dangerous.

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Wafflz posted:

In my experience dogs are even more susceptible than people to short man's syndrome so a pit wiener is probably extra dangerous.

Agreed. Also, river otters are total dicks.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I have a wiener dog/yorkie mix puppy and that bitch* is cute af so I guess I vote wiener dogs.





*Shes a girl dog so I can call her a bitch it's ok

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Weiner dogs are loving stupid and ugly which is entirely at the fault of the breed. However, the main reason they're repulsive is because the people who own dachshunds have the most despicable habits.

The main two repulsive habits are the following: the owners are overweight women who watch too much daytime television, and they can never own or or even two weiner dogs, they have to have at least half a dozen. It's more repulsive than cat women because at least cats don't ramsack anyone who enters the property

In conclusion, gently caress those loving lovely dogs, gently caress fat women and gently caress this English class.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Wooten posted:

Most otters are just bears that want to be special.

Ha more like bears who couldnt make it to the gym

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

holy poo poo

also all this thread does is make me miss Enhydra Lutris

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I just punched a wall remembering all the "I love my little weiner" and "no home is complete without some weiner hair in your food" home decor and clothing sold at mall kiosks

But I'm gonna patch that hole up and relax at the mercy of some sweet fuckin cool rear end otters which are nice.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Microwaves Mom posted:

counterpoint weiner dogs lead to this:



Peener dog

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Microwaves Mom posted:

counterpoint weiner dogs lead to this:



this thing needs to be put down immediately

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Otters are obviously superior, Weiner dogs are freaks

Helpimscared fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 12, 2016

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
When I was a kid I stopped my brother from possibly getting bit by an otter in a nature park when he tried to pet it. that's my story hope u liked it.

Voted for otters.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Ur mom otter gobble my wiener like the dog she is.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Bert Roberge posted:

Ur mom otter gobble my wiener like the dog she is.

Don't be lewd in this thread please.

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008

Mordja posted:

Don't be lewd in this thread please.

Fart. Balls

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



If I were a gently caress head, I'd make a thread titled:
Are otters weiner dogs?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

JiveHonky posted:

We are choosing which one to gently caress right?
MARRY/gently caress/KILL?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Not a valid question op. Otters are smart and sexy but seldom cute.
I know this from personal experience.

  • Locked thread