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Pizzatime

My feelings have changed. I now realize how bad Tony must've felt during this incident. Sure, it's funny to see someone faceplant an egg after trying something as ridiculous as stand on one, but what lead him to be in this position? He wasn't born trying to stand on an egg. Maybe he was going to be an astronaut, but now he's become a drunk guy in some british apartment trying to stand on an egg. What became of his dreams? Is he more addicted to the 1 or 2 beers he drinks every evening than he wants to accept? Is the asthmatic wheeze of his friend not due to the total hilarity he just experienced but because he's been smoking too much while out with his friend Tony on a casual fun evening? Has Tony developed a hematomato since this unfortunate incident that we all laugh about in our coffee break while his friend already died of lung cancer? Poor Tony. When did you start to try standing on eggs? Are you still? Please stop drinking, Tony. Your wife is worried about you. Tony...

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Mapparu

Pizzatime posted:

My feelings have changed. I now realize how bad Tony must've felt during this incident. Sure, it's funny to see someone faceplant an egg after trying something as ridiculous as stand on one, but what lead him to be in this position? He wasn't born trying to stand on an egg. Maybe he was going to be an astronaut, but now he's become a drunk guy in some british apartment trying to stand on an egg. What became of his dreams? Is he more addicted to the 1 or 2 beers he drinks every evening than he wants to accept? Is the asthmatic wheeze of his friend not due to the total hilarity he just experienced but because he's been smoking too much while out with his friend Tony on a casual fun evening? Has Tony developed a hematomato since this unfortunate incident that we all laugh about in our coffee break while his friend already died of lung cancer? Poor Tony. When did you start to try standing on eggs? Are you still? Please stop drinking, Tony. Your wife is worried about you. Tony...

tony gonna stand on an egg

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro, Tony on an egg

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GEExCEE

Mapparu posted:

tony gonna stand on an egg

dumb crambo
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Mapparu posted:

tony gonna stand on an egg

:D

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
There's always money in the egg stand.

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