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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

bengy81 posted:

Cam is losing it, can't wait for the post game interview.

I hope he cries and asks reporters for advice again.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

a loving punt in the last 2 min of the loving super bowl when your lame team is down 14 points? thats some bitchmade poo poo. that situation calls for a loving fake punt and hail mary toss :cmon:

Throwing deep into coverage is basically all that's gone right for Carolina, so yes that would've been the way to go.

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
is eli autistic? thats the look of a autismotron

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hes realizing that hes no longer the manning the family with the most rings

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Almost feel bad for Cam, his O line really wasn't ready to deal with Denver.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
this is sick, this game was over 20 minutes ago

now its become cruel and unusual

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:laffo: A 10 second runoff with 11 on the clock.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

wonder how much manning got paid for that budweiser plug in the interview

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Oh god I hope Denver burns down tonight so I don't have to work tomorrow.

Also how much money did Peyton get for dropping Budweiser in that interview?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

bengy81 posted:

Oh god I hope Denver burns down tonight so I don't have to work tomorrow.

Also how much money did Peyton get for dropping Budweiser in that interview?

not enough for his hgh hush money

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Dunno if y'all saw but Peyton totally bro kissed Papa John before leaving the sideline.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

bengy81 posted:

Oh god I hope Denver burns down tonight so I don't have to work tomorrow.

same

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

plugged budweiser again

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Lazy Reservist posted:

Did Eli look like he had no idea what was going on?

He's pissed he's stuck back at the kids table.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BvXBwtrs_k

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mr. Nice! posted:

He's pissed he's stuck back at the kids table.

"Dad's gonna call me 'the family Eli' again.."

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

on one hand its cool that peyton took the record from farve

on the other hand if he tries to play again next season show him the door

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

on one hand its cool that peyton took the record from farve

on the other hand if he tries to play again next season show him the door

For anything under 60million I bet he says no

But if the Rams are really desperate I could see him playing in LA a season

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Booblord Zagats posted:

For anything under 60million I bet he says no

But if the Rams are really desperate I could see him playing in LA a season

i really hope not. he doesn't seem to have anything left in him.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

also realtalk Lady Gaga did the best national anthem performance since forever

bengy81
May 8, 2010
As long as he leaves Denver.

I love Peyton (#fuck_eli), and I'm pretty stoked about the win, but I really want to see what Brock can come up with next year.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

bengy81 posted:

As long as he leaves Denver.

I love Peyton (#fuck_eli), and I'm pretty stoked about the win, but I really want to see what Brock can come up with next year.

eli loving owns forever bitch

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

also realtalk Lady Gaga did the best national anthem performance since forever

psh that bitch doesnt hold a candle to random polish dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9EO6HTYmZ4

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

also realtalk Lady Gaga did the best national anthem performance since forever

Best since Whitney Houston, easily.

For some reason there's a Brady meme floating around about how Peyton's only two Super Bowl wins behind now. Which is kind of funny since Peyton handily owns basically every other stat you could use to compare quarterbacks. Yards/game, completion percentage, TDs/game, etc, and 5x NFL MVP vs 2. loving ride into the sunset Peyton, don't you DARE try to play another season.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

Best since Whitney Houston, easily.

For some reason there's a Brady meme floating around about how Peyton's only two Super Bowl wins behind now. Which is kind of funny since Peyton handily owns basically every other stat you could use to compare quarterbacks. Yards/game, completion percentage, TDs/game, etc, and 5x NFL MVP vs 2. loving ride into the sunset Peyton, don't you DARE try to play another season.

Houston ruined the anthem in retrospect. Every person doing it after seemed to just use it as an excuse to hit really high notes for as long as possible while doing that dumb 90s R&B diva voice inflection.

Gaga just sang it as it's written and did it without a single fault. She's a much better singer than she normally gets credit for

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Godholio posted:

Best since Whitney Houston, easily.

:agreed:

Don't you loving dare come back, Peyton. Ride off into the sunset with a six pack of Bud heavy and a large Papa's Favorite and never be heard from again.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Whip Slagcheek posted:

:agreed:

Don't you loving dare come back, Peyton. Ride off into the sunset and never be heard from again.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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I used to hate Elway. But I developed some respect for him when I was listening to a radio interview with some random local radio show in Colorado Springs ages ago and they asked him if he could give anyone a Super Bowl ring who it would be, he didn't even hesitate when he just said "Jim Kelly".

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Elway is a bastard that along with the broncos cheated the salary cap to win a superbowl and quit the game before he could feel any repercussions. He is a hell of a GM, it would seem. After getting his rear end handed to him for not having a defense and losing one of his stars due to his agent's inability to use a fax machine he built the monster defense that dominated the game yesterday. Every pass from Peyton looked terrible yesterday. He has no arm left or ability to muscle throws through. His interception and a lot of his passes that got knocked down would have been completed just fine if he could put anything into his throws. His mind is sharp, but his body is done.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I think it's to be expected that physical ability will be down a bit after having a surgery that almost mirrors the procedure for a broken neck.

He's gonna be a killer offensive coordinator in a few years.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

I think it's to be expected that physical ability will be down a bit after having a surgery that almost mirrors the procedure for a broken neck.

He's gonna be a killer offensive coordinator in a few years.

According the Emmanuel Sanders he's the best WR coach the planet has ever seen

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

According the Emmanuel Sanders he's the best WR coach the planet has ever seen

Makes sense. Would any team spot him an OC position right from the get go? Starting as a QB coach seems like a slam dunk for him.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I don't think Peyton Manning will have to wait for a coaching job at all. It's been known since the Dungy days that Peyton ran the offense. Kubiak tried to change that but even he relented after a few games. Peyton's the greatest ever not because he had all the physical skills, but he's an offensive coordinator that was standing in the huddle. He's gotten amazing production out of pedestrian WRs and personally carried two teams to the superbowl that really had no business being there.


Last night it was clear, though, that he's done on the field.

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