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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Who are we fighting against again? There's ISIS I guess, but they're involved in countries that 95% of you can't even point on a map without google. There's no big figurehead to say "EVIL! EVIL!" at.

Who are we fighting against and who is fighting us? Just gimme somebody I can turn into a pinata and have a bunch of kids die while smashing it for the candy.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
We also have to keep the Taliban from burning our precious poppy fields in Afghanistan.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
USA versus the world



A decade now we've fought this war
Never yielding from our path
Our journeys take us to foreign shores
Where we let our munitions blast


This may be our last quest
Before we're put to rest
The nuke is coming soon - Vs the world

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

MISSIONS ACCOMPLISHED

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
The US is here
Now you're sad and frightened
Want to go and hide
Eight more years inside
Dream of your own murder
Strangled by the drone
Bombs from clear blue skies
Better off just dying

Go forth be conquered
Go forth and die
Go forth be conquered
Go forth and die

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
Oil? Check.
Terrorists? Check.
Brown people? Check.
Refugees? Check.
Bombs? Check.
AWACS? Check.
Satellites? Check.
Body bag? Check.

Drone bombing
Drone bombing
Drone bombing
Drone bombing
Drone bombing

Beware
For when you quench your blood thirst
the US will seek their vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead

Your life was ended by drone strikes
Your life was ended by drone strikes


Conflagrate, seal the bridge
Take the supports away
Tear it down, leave no trace
We'll move like ghosts this day

Orders in, moving out
Secret quarters, ocean bound
Desert sands, scorching home
USA, cyborg chrome

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
I was born from liquid hatred
An exoskeleton of steel
My nerves are cauterized
I feel no pain
I am your nightmare and
It's far too real

I am the drone
I'll bring fire down
So vile
I am the jury
I blast
I am the hangman
I strike
The despicable
I am the presence
That you will not enchant
Your final sight if you cross my path
I am the sky lord so lower your glance
A razor front and a bomb in back
I am the drone

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bloodrocuted!!!

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
they need to revive hitler and get him into muslim stuff we really need a figurehead to go after here this is a mess

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot

Colonel Cancer posted:

Bloodrocuted!!!

You've been targeted in the night
by violent mercenaries.
Your identity's been confused
with a terrorist that looks like you
You're a simple man living life.
You are an electrician.
But there's a bounty on your head
A thousand unmarked travelers checks.

ISIS stand dead in your blood.
The stench of cooking skin.
All of them with their hair on end
Their eyes exploded in.
You stand with your arms bleeding still
You cannot stop the flow.
Though you are the victor tonight
your time has come to go.

Open up your veins and splash the blood
and hit the power lines.

Bloodrocuted

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

there's a guy who leads ISIS but he hardly ever shows his face. but when he does he likes to flaunt his really expensive watch

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Nice fail thread title, JFC.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I've got breeding stables and I'm training my child soldiers to hate you, op.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
well John Bigdahdi declared himself the freakin' caliph which means every muslim who doesnt come to him and swear fealty is literally his god drat enemy

apparently mainstream islam is fine with this

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powerful lizard
Jan 28, 2009

LegoPirateNinja posted:

well John Bigdahdi declared himself the freakin' caliph which means every muslim who doesnt come to him and swear fealty is literally his god drat enemy

apparently mainstream islam is fine with this

Less "fine with" and more "Yeah sure whatever buddy"

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