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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

This doesn't pass the smell test at all, sounds like nonsense for public consumption in Iran on the eve of their elections. They just restricted some candidates so I imagine this is a way to change the news cycle there.

Possibly. Even so, I do hope the Democrats take a tone of, "We're not saying this is true, but the Republicans sure seem to be playing politics with Americans' safety worldwide!" *wags finger at Republicans*

Republicans are way better at drawing guilt by association. The Democrats need to, you know. Start doing that more.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Majorian posted:

Possibly. Even so, I do hope the Democrats take a tone of, "We're not saying this is true, but the Republicans sure seem to be playing politics with Americans' safety worldwide!" *wags finger at Republicans*

Republicans are way better at drawing guilt by association. The Democrats need to, you know. Start doing that more.

i think its more likely that the democrats would fumble hard on the spin and end up getting it turned into "those loving idiot libs take Iran at their word. what a bunch of jackasses, right?"

cuz, yknow, democrats

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

paranoid randroid posted:

i think its more likely that the democrats would fumble hard on the spin and end up getting it turned into "those loving idiot libs take Iran at their word. what a bunch of jackasses, right?"

cuz, yknow, democrats

Yeah, I know. It's just fun to dream about how things would be if my party were, you know. Good at poo poo like that.:qq:

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Rent-A-Cop posted:

If there's one source of information I trust implicitly it's a guy who recognizes the very real threat of sorcery in TYoOL 2016.

Don't forget Iran's GMO free and organically sourced opinion on Homosexuality and how it doesn't exist in Iran. Remember, as good liberals we must side at all times with anyone that is the enemy of our enemy

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

paranoid randroid posted:

perhaps if i wish hard enough, some mischievous fairy will grant me my desire to see Tom Cotton trip on he own dick and turn this into a real occurence

+1

Adar
Jul 27, 2001
The mixture of "this actually happened" and "they were dumb enough to leave a paper trail" is so wildly unlikely =/

L-Boned
Sep 11, 2001

by FactsAreUseless
Can we give them Bergdahl?

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

evilweasel posted:

It's believed he did, yeah. But the important thing is he didn't get caught.

He did get caught; LBJ's FBI had surveillance tapes of one of his staffers telling the South Vietnamese to "hold on" for a Nixon victory. LBJ was gonna go public but was talked out of it by one of his advisors.

http://www.commondreams.org/views/2014/08/12/george-will-confirms-nixons-vietnam-treason

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

paranoid randroid posted:

i think its more likely that the democrats would fumble hard on the spin and end up getting it turned into "those loving idiot libs take Iran at their word. what a bunch of jackasses, right?"

cuz, yknow, democrats

It's not really that.
Republicans have a well oiled and established echo chamber that amplifies the smallest thing into a deafening foghorn. It gets them nowhere except with their base but that's really all they care about.
It even goes on after it should have died down, see Obama's birth cert, Benghazi, the emails, a billion other things that haven't produced anything of note past the initial accusation, even through the savage beatdowns they got after those they still, somehow, came out on top in the eyes of their base.


There is not nearly as much fire and brimstone in the Dem spin machine as there is powering the giant coal rolling hate truck that is republican rhetoric.

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Feb 12, 2016

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

He did get caught; LBJ's FBI had surveillance tapes of one of his staffers telling the South Vietnamese to "hold on" for a Nixon victory. LBJ was gonna go public but was talked out of it by one of his advisors.

http://www.commondreams.org/views/2014/08/12/george-will-confirms-nixons-vietnam-treason

So that's what the left wing version of "The Blaze" looks like.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





So it's pretty much impossible to convict someone of treason but that's treason right?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

It'd be super hilarious if US-Iranian relations started to heal over mutual dislike of Republicans

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

It'd be super hilarious if US-Iranian relations started to heal over mutual dislike of Republicans

So you do believe that the American Left has more in common with the Iranian ruling class then with American Republicans? How do you rectify that with Iran's official position on things that the American left hold dear? Or you just don't care about gay rights as long as Republicans look bad somehow. Seems pretty hateful and bigoted.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

gobbagool posted:

So you do believe that the American Left has more in common with the Iranian ruling class then with American Republicans? How do you rectify that with Iran's official position on things that the American left hold dear? Or you just don't care about gay rights as long as Republicans look bad somehow. Seems pretty hateful and bigoted.

Yes American Republicans are the arbiters of gay rights in America and Iran combined. Yes.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

cheesetriangles posted:

So it's pretty much impossible to convict someone of treason but that's treason right?

It's not since we're not at war with Iran.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





computer parts posted:

It's not since we're not at war with Iran.

Is it some other law that isn't actually written out in the constitution and meant to be insanely hard to apply and is equivalent to treason?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

cheesetriangles posted:

Is it some other law that isn't actually written out in the constitution and meant to be insanely hard to apply and is equivalent to treason?

It's treason, but people want to play cute with Iranian propaganda.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

gobbagool posted:

So you do believe that the American Left has more in common with the Iranian ruling class then with American Republicans? How do you rectify that with Iran's official position on things that the American left hold dear? Or you just don't care about gay rights as long as Republicans look bad somehow. Seems pretty hateful and bigoted.

That's...an interesting reading of his post.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

cheesetriangles posted:

Is it some other law that isn't actually written out in the constitution and meant to be insanely hard to apply and is equivalent to treason?

Not that I'm aware of, no.

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Nonsense posted:

Yes American Republicans are the arbiters of gay rights in America and Iran combined. Yes.

maybe, just maybe, it's possible that Iran is actually worse on Gay rights than American Republicans. It's just a thought.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

computer parts posted:

Not that I'm aware of, no.

It could steal lead to a congressional investigation if the subcommittee has some unbiased-hahahaha

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

gobbagool posted:

So you do believe that the American Left has more in common with the Iranian ruling class then with American Republicans? How do you rectify that with Iran's official position on things that the American left hold dear? Or you just don't care about gay rights as long as Republicans look bad somehow. Seems pretty hateful and bigoted.

Wow. That post started with a non sequitur and just got worse.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

gobbagool posted:

So you do believe that the American Left has more in common with the Iranian ruling class then with American Republicans? How do you rectify that with Iran's official position on things that the American left hold dear? Or you just don't care about gay rights as long as Republicans look bad somehow. Seems pretty hateful and bigoted.

im extremely hateful, bigoted, and love detente

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

gobbagool posted:

So you do believe that the American Left has more in common with the Iranian ruling class then with American Republicans? How do you rectify that with Iran's official position on things that the American left hold dear? Or you just don't care about gay rights as long as Republicans look bad somehow. Seems pretty hateful and bigoted.

I'm fairly certain this is a troll, but even so, regardless of Iran's internal violations of civil rights, not talking to them hasn't exactly made their government any less awful. Getting them to open up internationally has a much better chance of getting them to liberalize politically, than continuing to isolate them.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

cheesetriangles posted:

Is it some other law that isn't actually written out in the constitution and meant to be insanely hard to apply and is equivalent to treason?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan_Act

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

gobbagool posted:

So you do believe that the American Left has more in common with the Iranian ruling class then with American Republicans?

The American Left can actually negotiate with Iran. Also, Iran is apparently less likely to backstab them.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
tbqh Iran's government is nowhere near as draconian as the Saudi's

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i think a government run and administered by literal avaricious fire-breathing winged serpents would be less draconian than the saudis

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
The saudis are a US backed ISIS

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

gobbagool posted:

So you do believe that the American Left has more in common with the Iranian ruling class then with American Republicans? How do you rectify that with Iran's official position on things that the American left hold dear? Or you just don't care about gay rights as long as Republicans look bad somehow. Seems pretty hateful and bigoted.

I believe that the Iranians just want to be left the gently caress alone, and with our potential influence we might be able to even get them to realize that gay people are a thing and that's cool.

But I know that doing poo poo like writing a letter in the attempt to sabotage diplomatic talks has kind of made Iran realize that the right wingers are *loving nuts*. They'd rather actually be able to talk and be diplomatic with the democrats than at perpetual war like they would with the republicans. War on terror etc. etc. Because it's not a war on the concept of terror, it's a war on brown people.

As a bisexual man, I believe that coming closer to them would only prove better at dissuading them from their hard overreaction to homosexuality. I feel for those stuck in that situation, and I want to help, but continuing to let the fundies in Iran point at us as the great satan because we oppose them isn't going to work.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Ratoslov posted:

The American Left can actually negotiate with Iran. Also, Iran is apparently less likely to backstab them.

The Iranian regime pretty much arrested and killed the communists they teamed up with to take down Palavi, sooooooooo I wouldn't bet on the American left getting any special treatment.

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

Pope Guilty posted:

The Iranian regime pretty much arrested and killed the communists they teamed up with to take down Palavi, sooooooooo I wouldn't bet on the American left getting any special treatment.

Modern liberalism != Communists

They have more socialism in them than actual communism.

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011

E-Tank posted:

Modern liberalism != Communists

They have more socialism in them than actual communism.

Also I doubt Iran cares about leftists in other countries versus inside Iran.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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E-Tank posted:

I believe that the Iranians just want to be left the gently caress alone

Iran has interests beyond its borders just like everyone else. That they are consistently in the crosshairs of the US right-wing doesn't make Iran cool and good and I think that this is what was meant by "Iran isn't an ally of liberals just because the GOP goes crazy regarding Iran"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Fojar38 posted:

Iran has interests beyond its borders just like everyone else. That they are consistently in the crosshairs of the US right-wing doesn't make Iran cool and good and I think that this is what was meant by "Iran isn't an ally of liberals just because the GOP goes crazy regarding Iran"

Let's just have normal relations so we can lean on them economically when they do/say hosed up things like we have with most countries since the end of WW2. We don't have to lie and pretend they're actually France, but Saudi and some of our other central Asian allies are just as bad or worse than Iran in daily action, and we negotiate normally with them, why not Iran?

Also the propaganda is good timed trollin', and well deserved because Republicans are bastards.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe
Assuming it's bullshit, what's the reasoning behind it? Are they really trying to goose the Democrats' chance in the elections? I would assume that most Iranian propaganda is meant for domestic consumption, but I don't really see how this should make much of a difference one way or the other.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
The sort of logic that led us into a deal with Iran is that neither party was genuinely interested in going to war with the other and the US had a lot problems, as did the IAEA, saying that there was anything going except some basic centrifuge enrichment. Also cefte's great putdown of Grover will never get old.

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

Rigged Death Trap posted:


The giant coal rolling hate truck that is republican rhetoric.

The imagery is spot on.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
So did this just get proven as false or is it not really being investigated?

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TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Flip Yr Wig posted:

Assuming it's bullshit, what's the reasoning behind it? Are they really trying to goose the Democrats' chance in the elections? I would assume that most Iranian propaganda is meant for domestic consumption, but I don't really see how this should make much of a difference one way or the other.

Like I already said, there's a bunch of poo poo going on with their elections and they'd love to be able to turn the internal conversation away from that. Remember the green revolution? They'd rather not do that one again. This is a classic rally round the flag ploy, nothing solidifies the ruling party like external influence.

The other important thing to remember is that there is just as much internal conflict in Iran over the nuclear deal than there is in the states (maybe more), things like this that could potentially weaken that deal should be treated with suspicion.


evilmiera posted:

So did this just get proven as false or is it not really being investigated?

If it's being investigated there's no way in hell they'd publicize it. The real risk is that this happens:

paranoid randroid posted:

i think its more likely that the democrats would fumble hard on the spin and end up getting it turned into "those loving idiot libs take Iran at their word. what a bunch of jackasses, right?"

cuz, yknow, democrats

At this point this should be treated how we treat kremlin/rt propaganda, because the timing is really suspect and there's no evidence provided.

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