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quote:Fresh off a $7.35 million round of investment, Brad Hargreaves, the CEO of Common—"a community of passionate and creative people who live, work, and play together"—has spent the last year peddling the trendy concept of shared living spaces to affluent young people (or young people with affluent parents?) in Crown Heights and, come springtime, the corner of South 3rd Street and Havemeyer in Williamsburg—where single bedrooms will rent for $2,250 to $3,190 for a month-to-month lease. Finally gone are the days when you pay $1,800 a month and get you own bathroom where you have to buy your own toilet paper, god I hate buying toilet paper. Plus someone makes pancakes for you! Plus pesky kitchens were overrated anyways, now you can just have a communal food trough with free coffee. I bet for an extra fee an older woman comes in on Saturday and tells you to put some clothes on and stop playing video games all day. Don't take my word for it though, this is what David, Gayle and Cole have to say! 
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Feb 17, 2016 21:43
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You're a national treasure, Three Olives
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Feb 17, 2016 21:43
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i yearn for millennial blood
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Im Gayle
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okay so i actually read through the wall of text this time andquote:Common can even take away the hassle of deciding who you'll be sharing your home with. "So far people have liked their roommates," Hargreaves said. "We typically choose them." congratulations millennials, you're sacrificing your freedom of choice just so you can be pampered assholes even longer gently caress you
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Really want you to do this 3O especially if you post the results. TIA.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:47
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i live in a toilet
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Feb 17, 2016 21:48
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symbolic posted:congratulations millennials, you're sacrificing your freedom of choice just so you can be pampered assholes even longer I hope they pair me with Cole, he seems pretty chillax.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:49
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Three Olives posted:I hope they pair me with Cole, he seems pretty chillax.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:50
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symbolic posted:i hope cole has psychotic episodes that eventually cause him to carve his initials in your chest with a fork I assume they supply plastic utensils and paper plates so no one has to wash the dishes.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:52
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i finally understand you, 3O it was love you wanted, all long 
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Feb 17, 2016 21:54
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I would like to pay a lot of money to have roommates, I thought you were supposed to pay more to live on your own but now I see that old way of thinking has been disrupted. Plus now I can pretend I have friends
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Feb 17, 2016 21:55
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Blazing Zero posted:i finally understand you, 3O i guess you could say he likes...Spanish Manlove.
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well at least they are keeping all the same techies in the same basket
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Feb 17, 2016 21:57
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welcome to gently caress mountain
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Feb 17, 2016 21:58
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Heck yes I love paying 3 times as much as it would cost me to live on my own in order to live with 3 other hipster autists with too much money.
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Feb 17, 2016 21:58
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they probably all gently caress or something gay like that
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Feb 17, 2016 21:59
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symbolic posted:i yearn for millennial blood
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Feb 17, 2016 22:00
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my best memory of shared accommodation was the shrieking gibbering ape-man smearing feces on your door at 3am every night, every apartment had one (it was me)
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Feb 17, 2016 22:00
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that sounds perfect for man children with too much money and no idea of how to take care of themselves properly like adults
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You need to find a butch counterpart for yourself 3o. A steady dude into rock climbing and camping and poo poo who will keep you level as you slide into your thirties.
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