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edit: whoops world's worst post sorry everyone
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Feb 23, 2016 06:18
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for you? uh, i posted in your amazing, goldmine bound thread?
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Feb 23, 2016 06:19
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i posted
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Feb 23, 2016 06:19
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edit: actually posting this thread was the most retarded thing i did
MiracleWhale fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Feb 23, 2016 |
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Feb 23, 2016 06:23
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:for you? uh, i posted in your amazing, goldmine bound thread? wow, same!!!
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Feb 23, 2016 06:23
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I ate a chimichanga and I voted.
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Feb 23, 2016 06:24
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i forgot: i slipped on a banana peel while i was walking down the street, which was embarrassing enough, but a mime saw me do it and he did a comically exaggerated imitation that really drew a crowd and everyone was laughing and i had to just laugh along with them because my pelvis was shattered and i couldn't move
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Feb 23, 2016 06:25
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distancing myself from the one I care about so that I can yell and scream at the one that I don't
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Feb 23, 2016 06:26
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I read this thread.
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Feb 23, 2016 06:26
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i visited my doctor and he told me he had to check my balls for ball cancer and he said he felt a lump and he bent down to take a closer look and i don't know why but i thought it'd be funny to raise my half flaccid penis like an elephant raises its trunk and make an elephant noise with my lips and i immediately regretted it tho it was kinda funny because it turned out i had elephantiasis of the scrotum
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Feb 23, 2016 06:28
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I read this thread. I thought I was making a witty joke here, but now I realize that this is very accurate.
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Feb 23, 2016 06:31
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i realized that those mysterious pictograms i see on signs are called "letters" and there is a system by which they may be converted into sounds for the exchange of ideas and my mother has been lying to me so i won't be able to look up porn sites on google (i asked a homeless man at the park to type this for me in exchange for a 40 and a hand breezy, gently caress you mom)
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Feb 23, 2016 06:33
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I thought I was making a witty joke here, but now I realize that this is very accurate. yeah I don't know why I made this thread, hosed up again
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Feb 23, 2016 06:34
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ignoring the selfish aspect of op's prompt: i put off working on a piece of music that i wanted done by sunday, so i ended up attaching a half-paragraph of caveats to it when i uploaded it.
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Feb 23, 2016 06:34
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everything has felt dumb for years now, to divide up the days seems trivial
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Feb 23, 2016 06:35
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I thought I was making a witty joke here, but now I realize that this is very accurate. your witty joke was apparently not the dumbest poo poo you did in the last week. please contribute
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Feb 23, 2016 06:35
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Not kill myself
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Feb 23, 2016 06:36
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i showered before my morning poo poo. Probably still have little poop flakes on my butthole.
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Feb 23, 2016 06:37
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i itch my balls casually before i go to bed until they are insanely insatiably itchy. i then apply the speed stick to my boys
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Feb 23, 2016 06:40
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I worked on a tedious excel sheet for about 6 hours without saving. Then excel crashed and even after scouring my hard drive for temp files there was nothing.
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Feb 23, 2016 06:40
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Carmant posted:Not kill myself being a robot, you will go straight to hell.
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Feb 23, 2016 06:42
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Kill yourself
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Feb 23, 2016 06:46
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VendaGoat posted:Kill yourself thank you for your support
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Feb 23, 2016 06:53
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Carmant posted:Not kill myself
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Feb 23, 2016 06:54
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this guy asked me if he could try on my hat and i was like, what!! i'm not wearing a hat! but it turned out that i put a fedora on in 1999 and forgot to take it off and i looked under the hat and it turned out now i'm bald and my swastika tattoos has become visible
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Feb 23, 2016 06:55
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i came up behind an old man in the grocery store and shouted 'boo!' and he up and died right there and i turned his body over to see if he had a gold chain or anything and it turned out he was my dad and he was there shopping for a christmas present for me (he knows i like soup)
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Feb 23, 2016 06:59
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:for you? uh, i posted in your amazing, goldmine bound thread? i removed the "for me" from the op because that was also a gently caress up, hot diggity dog i done it again <slaps thigh>
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Feb 23, 2016 07:00
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MiracleWhale posted:i came up behind an old man in the grocery store and shouted 'boo!' and he up and died right there and i turned his body over to see if he had a gold chain or anything and it turned out he was my dad and he was there shopping for a christmas present for me (he knows i like soup) that is quite horribly the most depressingly awful thing i've ever read
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Feb 23, 2016 07:01
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MiracleWhale posted:thank you for your support You know, I normally enjoy your posting.
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Feb 23, 2016 07:02
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VendaGoat posted:You know, I normally enjoy your posting. I'm sorry
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Feb 23, 2016 07:04
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ok this thread is utterly retarded and so am i. sorry. closing thread.
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Feb 23, 2016 07:05
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read this thr-- GODDAMMMMMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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