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yeah I eat rear end posted:It'd probably look better if they brushed off the pebbles that stuck to it after dropping it on the ground. It's a deconstructed floor for eating a animal style. edit: A quesadilla I made once, before cooking. 
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Mercury is an odd choice for any meal but I respect it.
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Feb 14, 2021 04:15
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OwlFancier posted:Mercury is an odd choice for any meal but I respect it. Did you hear? Quicksilver is back! In meal form
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Hm, I've imagined swimming in a pool of mercury before but never what the mouthfeel of a big swig of mercury would be. I bet it's real cool and refreshing.
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Feb 14, 2021 06:39
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Also a laxative, afaik.
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Feb 14, 2021 06:48
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OwlFancier posted:Also a laxative, afaik. ...mercury enemas... hmmmm
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It should probably also literally be cool, yes, because coolness is largely a product of thermal conductivity and as a fluid, dense metal, mercury should be highly thermally conductive, also given its use in thermometers.
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Wait, that's a lie, I've totally thought about drinking mercury before. It's the sweetest of the transition metals.
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Surely that is lead (in acetate form) Though maybe that's any metal acetate, i dunno.
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Ror posted:Wait, that's a lie, I've totally thought about drinking mercury before. It's the sweetest of the transition metals. I'm sure lead is sweet because it's so toxic so it stands to reason that mercury would be a great finisher for it. (would you eat a rectal thermometer?)
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One of those conceptually hard to grasp ones. OwlFancier posted:Mercury is an odd choice for any meal but I respect it. It's like a bolt. Which is also weird on a plate.
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SlothfulCobra posted:One of those conceptually hard to grasp ones. Dr Pepper is one of the few sodas where it's remotely drinkable when not cold so I could see a hot version maybe working
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I got piping hot Coca Cola with ginger in it in Tibet of all places. It was alright.
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My dad likes to quote an old Dr Pepper commercial where some huy says "I like my Dr Pepper HOT with LEMON" but I have only been able to find a couple of the hot dr pepper ads and not that one.
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SlothfulCobra posted:One of those conceptually hard to grasp ones. I can't help but always think of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eysAjDnT468 Try it, for zest.
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KataraniSword posted:I can't help but always think of this. Is this a MasaoHF video?
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Mercury tastes like mercury. Vaguely sweet and metallic and weirdly dense and slippery. It felt oily. It warmed up really fast and I couldn't wash it out of my mouth with water so I had to swish with mouthwash to get it out. My sense of taste got hosed up for a few days afterwards and I cried a lot thinking I was going to go insane. E: Also my hands and feet still have neuropathy from this. It distinctly did not taste like the liquid form of the silver almonds you see at weddings, which is what dumb child me thought it would taste like. I was very disappointed in my Mother rushing me to the ER for what should have tasted like dreams. (Don't drink your Father the Science Teacher's mercury sample.) fizzymercury has a new favorite as of 14:42 on Feb 14, 2021 |
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fizzymercy posted:Mercury tastes like mercury. Vaguely sweet and metallic and weirdly dense and slippery. It felt oily. It warmed up really fast and I couldn't wash it out of my mouth with water so I had to swish with mouthwash to get it out. My sense of taste got hosed up for a few days afterwards and I cried a lot thinking I was going to go insane. E: Also my hands and feet still have neuropathy from this. Thank you for your service comrade.
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fizzymercy posted:Mercury tastes like mercury. Vaguely sweet and metallic and weirdly dense and slippery. It felt oily. It warmed up really fast and I couldn't wash it out of my mouth with water so I had to swish with mouthwash to get it out. My sense of taste got hosed up for a few days afterwards and I cried a lot thinking I was going to go insane. E: Also my hands and feet still have neuropathy from this. holy poo poo
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Mods please
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fizzymercy posted:Mercury tastes like mercury. Vaguely sweet and metallic and weirdly dense and slippery. It felt oily. It warmed up really fast and I couldn't wash it out of my mouth with water so I had to swish with mouthwash to get it out. My sense of taste got hosed up for a few days afterwards and I cried a lot thinking I was going to go insane. E: Also my hands and feet still have neuropathy from this. oh my god. I know elemental mercury isn't the most bioavailable form of mercury out there but drat that's horrible.
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PYF Anti-Food Porn: Mercury tastes like mercury.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:PYF Anti-Food Porn: Mercury tastes like mercury.
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fizzymercy posted:My sense of taste got hosed up for a few days afterwards and I cried a lot thinking I was going to go insane. You shitpost on a dead gay comedy forum called Something Awful Dot Com
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Iron Crowned posted:You shitpost on a dead gay comedy forum called Something Awful Dot Com 
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https://twitter.com/mistergeezy/status/1361096133817335808
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re: nacho table lady and "geti" Bad food is a type of outsider art. You can't just go and purposely make bad food* and be like "ta dah! look upon my works and despair!" it doesn't work that way. *masaokis is an exception to the rule, where his devotion to the craft is so deep that it blurs the line between truth and fantasy. he seems to have lost himself in the lurid acts he commits. has he stared too long into the abyss, and something stared back?
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Alrighty, new thread is live, now with 100% less posts from the weird child porn guy: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3959162
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