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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Some programmers have quotas for lines of code, or codes committed. not sure really. i have a quota also, and it's doling out proberts. You may also link me to any post by Cremnob or Stux and I will probate them, for no reason.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
IF! you make a good Computer Joke I wil spare you. but it is by my sole determination.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731436&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=220#post456913396

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731436&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=222#post457027727

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer
:killdozer:

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013


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moonshine is......
Feb 21, 2007

Why Did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?

Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, then the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.) See also WMI Monitor.

that is the best computer joke google has

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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

disappointed i have not yet been given my probe. smythe, wake up

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i've got work to do. help me help you, smythe.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


a good computer joke

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
who gets probed?

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
here's a good computer joke:

ur posts

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distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Smythe is a secret computer toucher

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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
lomarf

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Thanks folks. That quarterly bonus is sure to come in now.

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